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Watch out for Crypto Black Swan Droppings

15 Mar 2023 2 minute read 5 comments Suerte Panda $0.75

Bienvenidos mis ositos, tu siempre eres mis queridos! (Welcome back little bears you are always my dears!) Technically what happened to Silvergate Bank and Silicon Valley Bank weren’t Black Swans. Part of this was due to incompetence and maybe fraud....

Crypto: Agony of Defeat

1 Mar 2023 2 minute read 2 comments Suerte Panda $0.72

Bienvenidos mis ositos, tu siempre eres mis queridos! (Welcome back little bears you are always my dears!) Panda: Hey Troll, I’m looking for some glossy photos of feet that were in the office. Have you seen them? Publish0x Troll: Boy have I ever! Suc...

FT Crypto Watch Feb 28

1 Mar 2023 1 minute read 3 comments Dave Sawyer $0.33

Cryptonauts you know we know you know we LOVE you!!! Thanks for being you here on Igor's temple of comparative crypto religion, it's such a great study!! Changing the crypto fabric of the pink lady today, yas, yas....  Crypto tradfi corruption comedy...

Crypto: Fallin’

27 Feb 2023 2 minute read 2 comments Suerte Panda $0.62

Bienvenidos mis ositos, tu siempre eres mis queridos! (Welcome back little bears you are always my dears!) Traveling at the speed of love Hey yo kids, what's up Remember when I used to be dope, yeah I owned a pocket full of fame But look what you're...

King Crab Markets

16 Feb 2023 2 minute read 0 comments Suerte Panda $0.54

Bienvenidos mis ositos, tu siempre eres mis queridos! (Welcome back little bears you are always my dears!) Sometimes the bulls got to eat, sometimes the bears got to eat. -Old Timey Trader It’s years like this that make me miss my old mentors. Some h...

Pizza 🍕 or Crypto 🤔. The Importance of HODL

13 Feb 2023 2 minute read 0 comments Theken $0.06

Man Who Exchanged Bitcoin for Pizza Once upon a time, in the early days of Bitcoin, there was a man named Laszlo who was an early adopter of the cryptocurrency. He had a sizable amount of Bitcoin and was always on the lookout for ways to spend it. On...

Value Added Analysis!!! Return to Sugarfix's wallet YAY!!!!

13 Feb 2023 2 minute read 13 comments Dave Sawyer $0.55

Cryptonauts we love ya!!! We were just reading Suerte Panda's latest chucklefest when Sugarfix popped in with a comment - he had an altcoin pop 9x!!! WAHOOOOOO!!!!  Which reminds us to rub some dirt into those cuts ( happens automatically in rugby al...

The funniest crypto week of Feb 12

12 Feb 2023 4 minute read 6 comments Dave Sawyer $1.20

Cryptofans we love ya!!! Thinking of y'all makes our heart go pitter-pat!!! Thank the heavens for this chance to be here with y'all stalwart pioneers of crypto, hanging out at Igor's party hut!! Ain't life grand!!  It's late, and we are lit, but we h...

FT Crypto watch WEEKEND!!! Feb 11-12

11 Feb 2023 8 minute read 10 comments Dave Sawyer $0.38

Cypherpunks, we love you!!   Thanks Igor for holding the unending crypto house party here at the Pub0x!!  Today's crypto from the POV of the greatest tradfi newspaper !! Mostly the dog not allowed to bark, plus big love for CBDCs.  We get a snotty co...

FT crypto watch Feb 8

8 Feb 2023 4 minute read 4 comments Dave Sawyer $0.64

Cryptonauts, WE LOVE YOU!! & y'all are all well worthy of that love!!! Lookit y'all, meeting up here to create the future on the next generational Pub0x!! Bravely facing off against the crushing weight of the total authority of the people who print f...