Crypto people, we love you, your are the light in the world these days!!! But hey we love the Pub 0x and crypto funnies too!!

What's the funniest crypto this week?? there's LOADS!! Warmup funnies - good crypto funnies !!!TLDR: Yeah Hal!!  We lost a boss and a friend to MLS, we did some MLS charity work over it.  He went so fast it was terrifying.  On the other hand, Hal Finney is now one immortal cypherpunk!! 

Hey that was fun huh?? How bout some MORE really funny cause it's really good crypto news??  Here's one, we had no clue this happened already last year.  Tether did & they TWEETED IT OUT THAT GREAT SPECKLED BIRD!!  It's the FLIPPENING OF TRADFI MF'S!!!!!!  ar ar ar ar ooo0000000!!!!!  TLDR: hey no WONDER ol Libor rigging Bobby Diamond wants to capture the world stablecoin market with reghammering the way for Circle!!!  Woweee, lookit that.  The world has spoken.  STFU next source that says no use case for crypto!! That's VERY FUNNY!!!!! don't remember seeing it in the FT AH HA HA HA!!! 

Nah, all we EVER heard was blah blah blah, Crypto can't even be called MONEY, cause it doesn't SCALE,  VISA and MASTERCARD do 10x volume 90x faster, blah blah AH HA HA !!! THAT WAS ALL $*&$#(&#$#&&!!!!! 

Then again there is BAD crypto, still kinda funny..  NFT_GOD did NOT use a GOD (generated on demand) wallet, THAT"s for sure!!!  And did not behave like a god - he set up his Ledger as a hot wallet on his laptop!!  & then downloaded malware.    Aieee!!! TLDR: but really, what's funny, is we think NFT God got PUNISHED for his GODawful taste in NFTs.  Look at this hideous beclowned JPEG TLDR:  oh ya that's worth 25K.   Oh ya ah ha ha ha erm sorry. 

OK funny crypto that's not mean.  BTW, don't worry about NFT God, the community is giving him donations and he will hold onto a lot of his 16,000 Substack followers.    Crypto has given his life meaning, and this episode is just part of the ride!!  Unfortunately he is buying the NFT back for what the fence paid for it, bad move! ar ar ar !  Dear readers know it's karmically OK, we are punished for our lack of belief in NFTs including BAYC ha ha!! 

Oh wait one more mean funny!!!  c'mon it's funny.  Lendhub got hacked, but their marketing department takes the BIG hit ooohh that's gonna leave a MARK

Bigger funnies!!  Hey it's VERY funny.  Gemini was running it's "Earn" program openly for YEARS.   Funny in & of itself, all that Dum & Dee did was to skim 50% of the profits ( clients got 8%, Wrinkletoss got 4% ) and just whitelabel hand the whole thing off to Genesis, which had been very openly running $170 mm portfolio in crypto loans.  

But NOW, everyone is laughing at exactly HOW tight a bromance Sammy had with Gary ( and Janet and the white house and really, everyone who was ANYONE, darling!!! )    So, NOW, years later,  Gary decides to sue Gemini AND !!! $#(*&$#(*& !! AND. Genesis for running unlicensed securities!!! That's the STINKY est timing we have EVER seen!!!   But very funny.    Not QUITE as funny as one thing the entire interweb can agree is funny: TLDR:  Ar ar ar !! Ya CAN'T UNSEE IT!!! & character wise, morally, ethically  Gary JUST proved it!!!  Ah ha ha ha haTLDR: OK that's it!! in honor of Gary's bromace with Sammy, late breaking reading music!! TLDR: taking the high road!! Straight and the narrow!!!  AH HA HA NOT!!! 

But Gary, we will always remember you and Sammy, so together..... Nice chaff shot tho Mr. Burns!!!  ah ha ha haTLDR:  and SBF was your Smithers AH HA HA HA HA!!!!  Such a shame a bromance for the ages had to end, well, not soon, it lasted a LONG time ar ar ar!!! 

Speaking of things the interweb knows, dear readers know Mikey Sailor is a honey badger of the first water, always good for a belly laugh.  This time, Mikey proclaims Bitcoin is the ONLY crypto asset, and THERE IS NO SECOND BEST.    We missed this, but it's pretty funny, No, Mikey, by definition, there is a second best. Yes Virginia, there IS a second best!!! this world here is Merica, and if their AIN'T no second best, we WILL create one the next time ya BLINK!!!  Just ask Mr. Burns!!!  We expect better from you Mikey!! not really ar ar ar ar!!! 

We love y'all!! Take care of yourselves and each other, it's important!! 

Peace out, 

love

Dave

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