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Nice ROUND numbers in Crypto

24 Apr 2023 2 minute read 1 comment Suerte Panda $0.62

Bienvenidos mis ositos, tu siempre eres mis queridos! (Welcome back little bears you are always my dears!) Russ Meyers made schlocky exploitative moves back in the 1970s. But he had an eye for talent! Kitten Navidad, Uschi Digard, Raven De La Croix,...

What If Crypto Degens Were Around During Medieval Times

19 Apr 2023 2 minute read 0 comments Suerte Panda $0.58

Bienvenidos mis ositos, tu siempre eres mis queridos! (Welcome back little bears you are always my dears!) Rejoice crypto degens and peasants! Bitcoin has broken the $30,000 level and Ethereum has reached $2,000 again. Are the good times back or will...

In Defense of Bro Culture

16 Apr 2023 5 minute read 1 comment RJ Jenson $0.03

This article was first published 3/6/2023 in Spud Underground, a rock n' roll zine. You can read the current issue for free HERE. Type “Bro culture” into Google and you’ll get a deluge of feminist writers screeching about how terrible bro culture is...

Fake Meat, Fake Men, and Fake Money

13 Apr 2023 3 minute read 3 comments Suerte Panda $0.59

Bienvenidos mis ositos, tu siempre eres mis queridos! (Welcome back little bears you are always my dears!) Troll’s Granny: The rent is due today Panda Panda: Already! Time flies… Troll’s Granny: Don’t try to smooth talk your way out of this one… Pand...

Reelsman. How to shoot reels

13 Apr 2023 1 minute read 0 comments Ship Shard $0.05

What does REELSMAN look like?Something like this!It is not as serious as the operative post. He does his job beautifully.Maybe the guys will teach me more:Valery Katsyr https://vk.com/katsyrMarina Katsyr https://vk.com/id90300(reels from filming at t...

Crypto Crotch Kicks

10 Apr 2023 2 minute read 5 comments Suerte Panda $0.48

Bienvenidos mis ositos, tu siempre eres mis queridos! (Welcome back little bears you are always my dears!) Publish0x Troll: Hey Panda, is today’s blog post about one of your kinky habits? Panda: NO! It’s metaphorical, don’t take everything so literal...

Have As Much Fun As You Can!

7 Apr 2023 2 minute read 4 comments Debesh Choudhury $0.11

When did you last have fun? When did you last laugh in public? Many of you would complain that we usually get fewer funny incidents nowadays! That is not true. Funny sequences are present in our everyday life struggles. We only need to exercise...

Watch out for the Crypto Pussy

4 Apr 2023 2 minute read 1 comment Suerte Panda $0.58

Bienvenidos mis ositos, tu siempre eres mis queridos! (Welcome back little bears you are always my dears!) Never underestimate the power of the pu$$y, one hair off of that thing will drag a freight train up a three mile grade. -Whistler Blade II   P...

The Lost Art of Slamming Phones

30 Mar 2023 2 minute read 5 comments RocketEnthusiast $0.42

The other day, I was frazzled as I was on the phone with a customer service representative who was trying to assist me but the company's system was down. It was no fault of her own, but it made me angry as I was trying to resolve a matter that had a...

Lessons from John Wick 4 for crypto

27 Mar 2023 2 minute read 7 comments Suerte Panda $0.65

Bienvenidos mis ositos, tu siempre eres mis queridos! (Welcome back little bears you are always my dears!) Rest In Piece to Lance Reddick A great supporting cast elevates an already great movie experience. They don’t make movies like John Wick anymor...