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Ox exclusive -FT crypto counterpoint July 11th. Wirecard Tradfi Fraud uber alles! Esma banhammer swinging slowly & kinda silly. Turks still loving BTC. Letters to the Editor - DAVID CROOK SAVES THE WORLD YAY!!! YAY!!

11 Jul 2022 7 minute read 0 comments Dave Sawyer

Crypto people you know we can't help ourselves, we love you. Sugarpie honeybunch. you know what it means to me!! The flame burning in our heart, tearing it ALLLL apart. With love for y'all and the mighty mighty Publish0x. Day seven of the FT Nex...

Ox exclusive -FT crypto counterpoint July 11th. Wirecard Tradfi Fraud uber alles! Esma banhammer swinging slowly & kinda silly. Turks still loving BTC. Letters to the Editor - DAVID CROOK SAVES THE WORLD YAY!!! YAY!!

FT Crypto GAZETTE Weekend! July 9th. Sammy Fried loves brokers like grapes!! NFTs for artists. Plz no say phygital. Once & future BTC

10 Jul 2022 7 minute read 7 comments Dave Sawyer

God bless each & every one of y'alls cryptophile selves. We LOVE you. Schmaltz with us girls n boys for a precious second! It's all about love. Even y'all atheists, if ya wanna help people in the street, then y'all are surfing in the warm froth...

FT Crypto GAZETTE Weekend! July 9th. Sammy Fried loves brokers like grapes!! NFTs for artists. Plz no say phygital. Once & future BTC

Breaking NEWS - Nexo secretly rules the world, but the FT won't tell you!! Argentine Peso Breaks Tether's peg - TO THE UPSIDE! Vauld gonna be aiight, thanks Antoni! Big news the FT will never tell ya

9 Jul 2022 3 minute read 7 comments Dave Sawyer

Crypto people we love y'all. Just by being here with us all on the heaven sent Publish0x, y'all are lifting the fate of humanity & money on a new path. In the words of the Chainsmokers thank y'all and take care of yourselves, it's a marathon not a...

Breaking NEWS - Nexo secretly rules the world, but the FT won't tell you!! Argentine Peso Breaks Tether's peg - TO THE UPSIDE! Vauld gonna be aiight, thanks Antoni! Big news the FT will never tell ya

FT Crypto GAZETTE!! Friday, July 8th. US asks Godzilla to flatten Urkutsk BTC!! Ark grows 15% W/ CRYPTO! BlockFi correction came home halfway. Crypto in luxury watches!!!

8 Jul 2022 7 minute read 7 comments Dave Sawyer

Cryptonauts, Whitney sang it beautifully, Dolly wrote it amazingly before her - we love you!! Even if the FT sends a "cease and desist" letter today and we die of a heart attack while laughing, we will STILL love y'all. We will haunt y'all with cryp...

FT Crypto GAZETTE!! Friday, July 8th. US asks Godzilla to flatten Urkutsk BTC!! Ark grows 15% W/ CRYPTO! BlockFi correction came home halfway. Crypto in luxury watches!!!

FT Crypto Gazette July 7th! Meta loves classy, upright blockchain!! UK loves mutualcoins!! Bye Voyager, Hello Rammstein plus the big death of Web3 & blockchain NOT

8 Jul 2022 8 minute read 2 comments Dave Sawyer

Crypto fans, in the words of early Stones, we love you !! And dear readers know we adore the everlovin Publish0x! Busy day today in Financial Times crypto prop, let's roll! Hmm, Boris finally out, sterling will have a dead cat bounce, entrenched in...

FT Crypto Gazette July 7th! Meta loves classy, upright blockchain!! UK loves mutualcoins!! Bye Voyager, Hello Rammstein plus the big death of Web3 & blockchain NOT

Testify for Publish0x Love - thanks for 600 followers! WARNING _ VERY LITTLE CRYPTO. We ARE a flea on the arse of the big dawg FT!! Research mosh pit action! Bellowing into the wind, crazed love in Cowtown

7 Jul 2022 4 minute read 8 comments Dave Sawyer

Cybercoin lovers, we love y'all. Like Beyonce says, "looking so crazy in love." There's a fine tradition on Publish0x, and dear readers know we wanna support it - from Panda to Paul, everyone comes on to testify for love to the miraculous, astoun...

Testify for Publish0x Love - thanks for 600 followers! WARNING _ VERY LITTLE CRYPTO. We ARE a flea on the arse of the big dawg FT!! Research mosh pit action! Bellowing into the wind, crazed love in Cowtown

FT watch July 6th! Spike Lee, Snoop, Foxx and Jay-Z LOVE CRYPTO!!! but the FT says Raciss! Plus Propaganda straight from the central bank's bank- the BIS!

6 Jul 2022 8 minute read 5 comments Dave Sawyer

Hey crypto gang - lovin you is easy cause yer beautiful!! Thinking of y'all, and the ever climbing Publish0x, makes the minutes whip by! Thanks for joining in as we keep a close eye on the spin (at best) passing as crypto news from the world's great...

FT watch July 6th! Spike Lee, Snoop, Foxx and Jay-Z LOVE CRYPTO!!! but the FT says Raciss! Plus Propaganda straight from the central bank's bank- the BIS!

FT watchdogging! Tuesday July 5th, FT lies about BlockFi locking AND about Vauld interest rates!! Turkey loves BTC!! Paper bitcoin marches on. Japan secretly loves BTC!!!

5 Jul 2022 6 minute read 4 comments Dave Sawyer

Crypto folks, in the words of the Pipettes, "I love you and I love you and I will love you!" Brothers and sisters of the blockchain, we love the earth y'all walk on, and we love the bones of the strapping Publish0x we hang out with y'all on! Hope w...

FT watchdogging! Tuesday July 5th, FT lies about BlockFi locking AND about Vauld interest rates!! Turkey loves BTC!! Paper bitcoin marches on. Japan secretly loves BTC!!!

FT Cryptowatch July 4th. Scooby, find BTC & ETH!?! Graph Day keeps the faith in San Fran. Pepper Pots/Holly Holliday/Cash App gives out 500k of sweeeet BTC!!! (Old news new to us)

4 Jul 2022 8 minute read 2 comments Dave Sawyer

Cryptofans we love you! May our cypherpunk selves join together today in love on the powerhouse that is the boss Publish0x!! Please remember to re-enact revolution today for the Fourth!! Good practice for the crypto revolution. Check local regs, f...

FT Cryptowatch July 4th. Scooby, find BTC & ETH!?! Graph Day keeps the faith in San Fran. Pepper Pots/Holly Holliday/Cash App gives out 500k of sweeeet BTC!!! (Old news new to us)

Watching the watchdogs! FT Crypto Weekend July 3rd. Solicitor General joins Greyscale YAY!! Wild west EU is over? "Cloudmoney"misses. CryptoUK is pro CBDC??

3 Jul 2022 6 minute read 1 comment Dave Sawyer

Satoshi stackers, we love ya!! Be kind to yourselves, and all of yours. Turn to the tremendous Publish0x and recognize all the fiat free familial love going on! Let's mine the proof of work humor watching the supposed watchers of the watchdogs at th...