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Bitcoin and crypto markets are stuck

26 Sep 2023 2 minute read 2 comments Suerte Panda

Bitcoin and crypto markets are stuck Bienvenidos mis ositos, tu siempre eres mis queridos! (Welcome back little bears you are always my dears!) I like big butts and I can not lie You other brothers can't deny That when a girl walks in with an itty bi...

El que es perico, donde quiera es verde / He who is parakeet, wherever he wants is green

21 Sep 2023 1 minute read 0 comments marjuanm

  Este dicho habla de las virtudes que una persona demuestra en todo momento y en cualquier lugar sin importar las adversidades, es decir la persona muestra sus cualidades y aptitudes para conseguir sus objetivos, aunque no sea tan fácil.   This say...

Crypto Industry Needs Frens

13 Sep 2023 2 minute read 2 comments Suerte Panda

Bienvenidos mis ositos, tu siempre eres mis queridos! (Welcome back little bears you are always my dears!) Crypto can be a lonely place especially when it’s going down! Troll’s Granny: Did someone say going down? Panda: Calm down! I wasn’t talking ab...

Smuggling and sanctions

4 Sep 2023 1 minute read 0 comments Ship Shard

"We'll start in half an hour," said the circus director, who is also a clown, a chastushechnik and a shtrechstallmeister of this institution. Today they crossed the Magyar border, loaded up to their ears with smuggled pepper, which was forbidden to b...

Crypto: Too Much of a Good Thing

30 Aug 2023 2 minute read 6 comments Suerte Panda

Bienvenidos mis ositos, tu siempre eres mis queridos! (Welcome back little bears you are always my dears!) Panda: Wow Troll’s Granny has been working out while I was on vacation Panda: What a Granny Glowup! Now I actually want to pay my rent with my...

Publish0x Rises and Shines Again!

28 Aug 2023 1 minute read 4 comments Suerte Panda

Bienvenidos mis ositos, tu siempre eres mis queridos! (Welcome back little bears you are always my dears!) Here’s a pic of Troll’s Granny to start off this post just because… Publsh0x Troll: Why are you posting inappropriate photos of my Granny you...

Bitcoin Horror Movie Asset.

25 Aug 2023 2 minute read 0 comments Suerte Panda

Bienvenidos mis ositos, tu siempre eres mis queridos! (Welcome back little bears you are always my dears!) When I was a young Panda cub, I had a strange taste in movies. Horror movies fascinated me particularly the Halloween franchise Here’s the John...

According to this nutritionist, add crushed Prednisone & Cetirizine to make anti-inflammatory super meal

11 Aug 2023 1 minute read 4 comments SocraticDingo

  Disclaimer: This is a satire piece. Do NOT put medications in your food unless directed by a physician. CLEVELAND, OH — Eleanor Moseley, registered dietitian at the Cleveland Clinic, shares her recipe for a delicious anti-inflammatory meal. The s...

Ohio State and Rutgers compete for NCAA title as most dangerous campus for female students

5 Aug 2023 1 minute read 0 comments SocraticDingo

NEW BRUNSWICK, NJ — Two juggernauts of higher education face off in the NCAA finals, competing for the title as the most dangerous campus for female students. Ohio State University Title IX Coordinator, Melissa Mayhan, shared the university’s plans...

New EPA recommendation: ‘You should stop drinking water’

1 Aug 2023 1 minute read 2 comments SocraticDingo

WASHINGTON D.C. — “Honestly, you should stop drinking water,” advises EPA scientist Grant Takahara. “No classification exists” that captures the extent of the endless flow of cancer-causing chemicals, which contaminate all water sources in the conti...