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10 things that rich and famous men can’t do anymore

By keadamus | Life Mining Hacks | 31 May 2023


Most people dream about becoming rich and famous. Usually, these are just fantasies, except for some percentage of the population who tries to become one by starting a business or TV career for example. (Or having someromance with the crypto.)

All the glitz, smiling stars, and things these people can do with their money are powerful engines for imagination. But what actually they can’t do anymore? For the simplicity of this humor spirit-driven article, let’s focus on male celebrities.

  1. No more pissing in public places! Have you ever seen a man doing his toilet needs by turning back to the possible audience? My saying goes as follows: if nobody knows you at a specific location, and there are no toilets nearby, you will be just an anonymous, disorderly man. Better than pissing in the pants. However, this doesn’t refer to celebrities. No more sitting in the bushes. The status doesn’t give you this freedom anymore.
  2. Public transport is not safe anymore unless you pretend you are just a similar guy to yourself. All fans, kidnappers, and crazy women might disturb you, and reaching a destination will not be easy.
  3. An intimate date outdoors without a few serious men securing your ass also seems risky. Your chosen date won’t be happy with multiple female fans asking for autographs on their breasts.
  4. You are not anonymous anymore. Paparazzi will spy on you; even touching an itchy ear might be a subject for a feature-length article in a gossip magazine. Better learn an old-fashioned way of a steady face from ancient warriors. It might be helpful while having a bad day.
  5. No more cheap cafes on your own. No more so-called simple life. No more alone strolls in the parks.
  6. Most old friends will not manage your pace. Fame is an interesting phenomenon; only some people want to be seen as a friend of famous someone. Be prepared for new relations and periods of the lonely path.
  7. Dating ordinary women will be seen as inappropriate. All this status must be kept high. No more sexy waitresses or teachers in geeky glasses. Only the rich and famous will be accepted by society as your new partner.
  8. You must say only wise and enlightened words, and wisdom must pour out of your mouth. Can’t be an average Joe. You must come up with sayings that your fans can quote.
  9. You will have a lot of work. No more time spent thinking about what to do and choosing procrastination. Between multiple busy arrangements, you will have just time for a few chosen activities. Otherwise, you might be out of the business. The absent got less memorable than the present people.
  10. Wild adventures, like solo trekking in Mexico, might be too dangerous. Lost is some freedom for the sake of safety.

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