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By Dave Sawyer | Accelerationist Shit Show - buy Bitcoin NOW | 6 May 2023

La policía Cryptopunks we love yer stinky selves. How the #$(#*& are ye today, thanks for signing in to laugh at tradfi for the betterment of the world !

Pepe is a top fifty coin ah ha ha.
What's funny hey we got a warmup one!! Bitcoin Miami ticket prices just went UP by $100 each !! yessir Sugarfix will spit!!! 1ed0806b40b6b80a463eb3045e2c3c8012e5016b072d919b2509b562bff5874d.png but the funny part? Those tickets are from Tixr, it's confusing, but aftermarket tickets are available from Tixel coming into the global play from Oz, with a 4.8 star rating from trustpilot, we see the secondary market at 50%+ discount!! 4a2c12cd1a18c28c66851543a1117792fa63641dc0736e1efaf4e57be05b9d87.png TLDR: pretty funny if ya like that sort of thing. We are thinking it might go down a tad more but who knows?? Sold tickets in the past three days range down to 100$ each for GA!!!

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Dave Sawyer

National Merit got this punk rocker to Oberlin, and Wall Street fintech gave up world tours and an NYU MBA. I am a Bitcoin true believer. Bitcoin is deeply revolutionary in a way we always prayed tech would be. Keep the baby Faith!

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