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13 Sep 2023 2 minute read 2 comments Suerte Panda $0.93
Bienvenidos mis ositos, tu siempre eres mis queridos! (Welcome back little bears you are always my dears!) Crypto can be a lonely place especially when it’s going down! Troll’s Granny: Did someone say going down? Panda: Calm down! I wasn’t talking ab...
4 Sep 2023 1 minute read 0 comments Ship Shard $0.07
"We'll start in half an hour," said the circus director, who is also a clown, a chastushechnik and a shtrechstallmeister of this institution. Today they crossed the Magyar border, loaded up to their ears with smuggled pepper, which was forbidden to b...
30 Aug 2023 2 minute read 6 comments Suerte Panda $0.89
Bienvenidos mis ositos, tu siempre eres mis queridos! (Welcome back little bears you are always my dears!) Panda: Wow Troll’s Granny has been working out while I was on vacation Panda: What a Granny Glowup! Now I actually want to pay my rent with my...
28 Aug 2023 1 minute read 4 comments Suerte Panda $1.01
Bienvenidos mis ositos, tu siempre eres mis queridos! (Welcome back little bears you are always my dears!) Here’s a pic of Troll’s Granny to start off this post just because… Publsh0x Troll: Why are you posting inappropriate photos of my Granny you...
25 Aug 2023 2 minute read 0 comments Suerte Panda $0.74
Bienvenidos mis ositos, tu siempre eres mis queridos! (Welcome back little bears you are always my dears!) When I was a young Panda cub, I had a strange taste in movies. Horror movies fascinated me particularly the Halloween franchise Here’s the John...
11 Aug 2023 1 minute read 4 comments SocraticDingo $0.01
Disclaimer: This is a satire piece. Do NOT put medications in your food unless directed by a physician. CLEVELAND, OH — Eleanor Moseley, registered dietitian at the Cleveland Clinic, shares her recipe for a delicious anti-inflammatory meal. The s...
5 Aug 2023 1 minute read 0 comments SocraticDingo $0.06
NEW BRUNSWICK, NJ — Two juggernauts of higher education face off in the NCAA finals, competing for the title as the most dangerous campus for female students. Ohio State University Title IX Coordinator, Melissa Mayhan, shared the university’s plans...
1 Aug 2023 1 minute read 2 comments SocraticDingo $0.07
WASHINGTON D.C. — “Honestly, you should stop drinking water,” advises EPA scientist Grant Takahara. “No classification exists” that captures the extent of the endless flow of cancer-causing chemicals, which contaminate all water sources in the conti...
25 Jul 2023 2 minute read 2 comments Suerte Panda $0.56
Bienvenidos mis ositos, tu siempre eres mis queridos! (Welcome back little bears you are always my dears!) What a difference a few months make. A few months ago Bitcoin was the ugly geeky girl that nobody wanted to date. After going to the gym and ne...
24 Jul 2023 1 minute read 0 comments SocraticDingo $0.01
TRENTON, NJ — Married couple Janet and David Colasacco, standing on the lawn of Old Tappan High School, fear that their children may never know the beauty of desperately horny insects signaling their desire to mate. “There used to be hundreds of f...
