Funniest crypto June 20

Funniest crypto June 20


Blockchain believers we LOVE YOU!!! Thanks for saving the world! What's funny in crypto today??  

The time has come to spit on your hands, and gather all ye altcoins and burn em for BITCOIN MAXI MAXI OI OI OI!!  Yes, it's 2023, J.P. Morgan owns Eth, Vitalek is a sock puppet, but big bad unstoppable tick tock next block BTC is powering THRU!!  

OK OK cholesterol of the arteries due to BTC Ordinals (let alone BRC-20 stamps) but the rebel rebel store of value is JAMMING!!! Gather ye satoshi rosebuds while ye may, for soon the prices will be RISING !!!! WHAT crypto winter!!! War with the SEC ??? Pfffft!!!!!! ah HA HA HA HA HA HAH!!!! 

 

Some may call this a long hard road to a dead cat, but hang with us, it's REALLY funny.  In a traditional sort of mighty Bitcoin magazine article, some worthy is waxing poetic over exactly how cool, good, right and proper ol BTC really is.11e4726a81f0213dae043b4138ab731cbeba5855bcddb1c2737bc79f2c6117fc.png   Ok, that's all good positive funnies !!! they include this oldie but goodie side by side the fall of the Roman and Merican empires as seen in debasement of their currency 85806713a23606ac557775e802a236c79cf79433dbe9366c7bd0d5a547d7deb2.pngTLDR: look out BELOOOOOOOW !!!  Wait, wait

wait for it - r u ready?  ok a straight face, pedantic voice:  "Today, we understand these as fiat CHITCOINS" ah HAH HA HA HA HA ar ar ar aroo00000000!!!!

 

But the funnies!! Well, it always raises the hair on our neck when we read about early plans to steal the power of fiat away from gummints somehow... HERE we have Keynes, often thought of as the gummint control champion, KEYNES quoting H.G. Wells plan for lectric money!! dec5a950e4af96ff1d5a2209e0110c916b2c529a654e8148d736de8507c7632d.pngTLDR. ( along with Henry Ford proposing a centralized monstrosity) viz honest electrical energy ah HA HA HA!!   Keynes would be spinning in his grave knowing he was quoted in a pro-bitcoin multiverse!!

OK asleep

Peace out 

love 

Dave

 

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Dave Sawyer
Dave Sawyer

National Merit got this punk rocker to Oberlin, and Wall Street fintech gave up world tours and an NYU MBA. I am a Bitcoin true believer. Bitcoin is deeply revolutionary in a way we always prayed tech would be. Keep the baby Faith!


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Face it. The geopolitical world is going down hard in a blaze of money printing. America freaking out makes the world freak out, burning cities, riots and total polarization while the MMT monkeys at the Fed make the printers go brrrrrrt as we whack the world economy with Covid. Join us as we go crawlin thru the wreckage. A lot of things that were going good just stalled hard. A lot of things going bad are getting there faster and faster. to quote Nina Hagen, FUTURE is NOOOOWWWW!!!!

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