Cryptonauts we love ya!! So thankful to be with everyone here on Igor's endless temple of crypto learning!! Looking for the FUNNIES!!!
Warmup funnies!!
Hey member when everyone said all the ETH coming unstaked in the Shapella upgrade would crash the market?? Ah ha ha, not at ALL!! 
TLDR: all that doom and gloom !! ar ar ar !!
But what's really funny now ? the hairtrigger insane rumor driven market baby!! Yes indeedy. The sky is falling!! The gummint is selling all their BTC! oh no wait that was just a bad analysis turned into rumor!! 
TLDR: there's a certain madness in the air. On ONE hand, the SEC is DIGGING IN !! There are 72 cryptos not allowed to be sold!!
Ripple is one a them. Poor bastids claim to have spent over 200 million on legal bills & then they say & THAT'S OK but the US is falling further and further behind.
On the other hand, all kinds of funny positive crypto news just seems to highlight the inevitability of the rise & rise of crypto!! Lookit USDT: just DON"T censor, sit on 80 billy in spare cash, score a few percentage points in interest and POW 
TLDR: ya got a few billy in profit lying around, crypto will NEVER die!!
BUT BUT BUT the SEC is beating up , hum MINERS?? Dear readers know we don't CARE 
but it's funny, ya know the SEC was like GOOD JOB team!! We really showed those miners, um, something. What did they fib about how much AlienWare they were gonna buy next quarter ah ha ha h
Non seriously the market is funny 
: hair trigger and squirrely !!
Did we say squirrelry ? We may have meant slimy or froggy. Gemini added PEPE and half an hour later were the biggest HODLERS WHAT WHAT?? 
AH ha ha ha ha!! Ben tanked for the moment!! STILL funny tho for example 
TLDR seriously it's meta. Ah ha ha!1
Wait wait!! We know what's funny, the SU and Kyle show!! They are still semi on the lam, dodging warrant servers, which is funny!! They DID launch an exchange to trade bad CEX debt ah ha ha that's VERY FUNNY!! they did NOT call it HTX after FTX, so not funny. But still IN any case they still owe Arthur six milly and HE doesn' think that's funny!! 
TLDR: it seems Su got a restraining order against Arthur which IS funny!!!
In related semi funny news, Coinbase is flirting with Bahrain et al!
Meanwhile, admit it. D'OH !! was piling on the POUNDS!! living extra large with his best pal the CFO!!! 
Pass the D'oh nuts!!! ar ar ar !!
Cryptonauts we love you!! Take care of each other and yourselve! thanks for the ride together in your mighty watch army. We must snooze
please refer a pal things can only get better!!
Peace out,
love
Dave
