Cryptonauts we love you!! Thanks for laughing for a better future! We ride amigos in search of funny crypto news!!
Warmup funnies - ya, Binance US just like us is all messed up cuz THE GAS COSTS TOO $#(!&* MUCH 
Seriously its an issue!!! How big of an issue?? Well on ETH for PEPE,so big ya can't get over it !! . Can WE just use LIghting? to skip $(#$(*& ETH FEES #($&#($&#(*!!! ah ha ha 
TLDR: today we learned WTF is Binance US. It's a cheezy partnership with BAM US that only has like 70 coins and won't work in many states!! Hey, didn't the Feds want proof of separation between Binance US and Binance?? WELL HERE IT IS AH HA HA HAH!!! Does a 2% price difference in the most liquid crypto work for ya Feds?? Is that proof enuff of separation!!??
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That's better. What else is funny? Dear readers remember when we foretold Ordinals as clogging BTC like a virus, well that's here in big style now
TLDR: and yes, the bitcoin stamps was the final evil straw clogging the transaction amounts so they can never be pruned!!!
Still, watch the legacy media pile on and conflate Pepe and Bitcoin gas fees!! 
TLDR: JUST not TRUE no matter how you say it!! BRC-20 and ERC-20 do not cross gas fees !! AH HA HA HA HA!! jerks.
What else is funny - OMG Bitboy is ALWAYS a big funny
TLDR: Member the scene in being john malkovich where John is inside John's head and everyone is shouting MALKOVITCH over & over?
What else is funny!! we traded for some ETHW on Kucoin to charge out looking for BEN!! But our beer money is still on withdrawal request from the OX. Hey look in the wonderful world of Uniswap there exists a PEPE / BEN pair! sort of!! Ah ha ha !! 
TLDR: the GAS is STILL TOO FREAKIN HIGH THO!!!! ar ar ar !! 
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Ride on mighty watch army!! Take care of yourselves and each other, we love you and need you!! It's important!!
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Dave
