Cryptonauts we love you!!
what's funny?? Our massive bag of PEPE is back up to 120!! wow can we get out?? Well on Metamask, the gas fees (that won't work unless you raise them ) are at
TLDR gas fees down to 107 bucks to dump my 120 bucks in Pepe ah HA HA HA HA ouch owie yow ow hah. 
Well, WTF. Really. We need to take this case to the United Nations!!
Let's see.. in order to get INTO this honeytrap, we had to import the metamask wallet into Uniswap to BUY the PEPEs. Hooking the Metamask wallet to Uniswap, we could NOT get the gas prices up high enough to close the deal!!
Let's check out what's going on if we try from the Uni wallet!! Bitboy said don't use it, he does not like that wallet, but you can't trust ANYTHING bitboy sez. ! Oh look, gas fees are only 85 dollars THERE!!
TLDR: did gas fees also go down on Metamask?? NO they went UP to 110 bucks!! 
OH well like we were saying, our bag of Pepe completes us, it is an s=existentialist thrust into a post truth meme world. We don't care if it goes to zero OH WAIT IT"S BACK UP TO 125 yeaaaa ar ar ar 
Yeah we care. 43#($*$&!!! Time for reading music. the first song we played in a band, age dunno maybe seven?? ah ha ha hatLDR: now we feel better. Fraganackle gas fees 
Ah well. Bigger funnies, better funnies!!
well there is a coin, which, we are not sure, is dedicated to getting rid of evil Gary and replacing him with Good gary. Or something!! 
We dunno but it's funny. At least they have (bad) original art!! Plus Bitboy said he lost a bunch of $$ on $GENSLR so THAT's FUNNY!!!
We would lose money on GENSLR too but we can't afford the gas!! Hey anyone know of a PEPE/GENSLR pair out there anywhere??? ah ha ha ha
TLDR: hey at least we can see it is not just US:
TLDR: ya now we feel better, not.
Hey, here's some good, happy funny news. Member operation chokepoint 2.0?? watch out baby here comes STRIPE!!! 
TLDR: actually, this article only claims an ON ramp - we trust they offer an off ramp as well?? ar ar ar !!
Bigger better funnier crypto news!! Well, Coinbase asked the SEC questions LAST YEAR, the SEC never bothered to respond. The SEC threatened to sue Coinbase. Coinbase IS suing the SEC ah HA HA HA HA
TLDR: we are sure the SEC will come back all nasty, but this is still funny. Is the SEC under the rule of law?? REALLY? ar ar ar aroo00000!!!
TLDR: Pepe on the brain!! PEPE is on Binance and yes, Kucoin!!
Meanwhile, the world is knee deep in PEPE crapola!! An ad popped up here on Pub0x, free PEPE memes. They took our (tertiary) wallet address, then never said a thing!!
In a similar vein, we hate these guys: 
Ohh ooo lookit you!! We will sell you a mystery Pepe NFT for at least 0.05 in your wallet or forget you!! ya, sell us harder, derivative green artwork monkees!! Hey we already have a pooly bird thanks to MVP PVM's giant swinging network!!
TLDR: we fear not, for our heart is pure, and we, we have a Pooly Pfer!!
ahh we gotta pass out, it's a work night. & our PEPE is down to 120, tho gas fees on ETH are down to $80!! ah ha ha!! Maybe we should take the 60% loss and get OUT ar r ar !
Take most excellent care of yourselves your Mighty Watch Army requires y'all!!
Peace out,
Love
Dave
PS please refer a pal!! Thanking you!! Try the fried twinkies!! We'll be here all year !!!
@davidsawyer follow us we will follow you!!
