Funniest crypto news May 11

Cryptonauts you know we hope you know we love you!!! Cause we do!! Ye'll go straight to heaven for the crypto positive Overton window moving gig of rocking up her on the shores of Publish0xland baby!! 

We missed a big funny yesterday -   Grayscale has spit on their hands, tied their hair back and gone full pirate on the SEC !!

Well maybe not QUITE full pirate, arrrr that would be  here in Miamiland e7b318f6753bbb4d8ddbe491282de91b6f9592be1f8e98cc6917d5acd81bc221.png


TLDR:  iron fish now? but anyway, Grayscale is throwing lawyers and money into the fog of war, joining Ripple Labs in the frontline of the courts vs the Feds, good on em!!! 7f49c4dc645ba70209bf60b439b216c16b994d675452c9d16fe8be5e9bd7000d.pngTLDR: IS the SEC under the rule of law? 

Is Pepe!!  ??  Dying like a dog, yes but STILL FUNNY!  

We love it.  Coinbase said the ADL said Pepe was RAAAAA CISSSSS.  Of course, the ADL ALSO said Pepe is usually not racist, but too late for COIN baby!!  Dear readers remember it was funny that Gemini became the biggests HODLS of PEPE just as soon as PEPE existed on Gemini. 

AH HA HA !! they are paying for it today!! Our bag of PEPE is down to 50!!!  But it's still funny, ya know the glory that was Rome for insane memestonk believers baby ah ha ha ha haf5cff5e87d123aa0cdddb8d226c9bfae836eacf33b97c83c89da6b8275c814bb.pngTLDR:  & lordy the community bucked up and started dumping Coin for Gemini just for Coin saying that HA HA!! SAY NOTHING!! 

af68f53afaf2e783c9ea9c9d24e0de0e7b66c371575ef8f25f811fa8eed6ac9d.pngAhh ha ha ha ha!!! Dear Watch Army readers, we are never a symbol of hate!!   Go THRU big dawg OG Wan Kenobi HELLO we love you man!! 

OK reading music then cuz we havin a good timeTLDL ah ha ha ha ha!! what a punk cover baby!! It's CLEAN!!! 

and so is coinbase.  Their CLO came out and apologized to an imaginary frog.  This is the timeline we live in ah ha ha ha46320966569f340c2ccec62a3e04ea09bfa0206640c4214659c8db2b0d9a5e95.pngTLDR:  we don't care about Pepe we just want to know can we trade our Pepe for BRC-20 Pepe?? no!! can we use LIghting or Layer 2 or something to DUMP our $#(*&$#(*& pepe without 100% + gas fees?? NO!! ah hha ha haf6a38afed1cd7fa217892de573fc453086b19b8ac1db4a44b0586af4c18a488f.pngTLDR: Can we use lightning or solana or something ?  #(*&(*&#@(*$&@#$(*&!!!!   SOME way to skip the gas fees??  Import our UNI wallet into Gemini?? ah ha ha ha,,, no.  Dummy. 

Cryptonauts we love you!! Thanks for taking the tour of duty with your mighty watch army, it's important.  Take care of yourselves and yours, we need you!!  Excelsior!! 

Please refer a pal,  we will be here all revolution!! 

Follow us we will follow you!! @davidsawyer

Peace out, love




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Dave Sawyer
Dave Sawyer

National Merit got this punk rocker to Oberlin, and Wall Street fintech gave up world tours and an NYU MBA. I am a Bitcoin true believer. Bitcoin is deeply revolutionary in a way we always prayed tech would be. Keep the baby Faith!

Hi, I am Dave, and I just got hooked on crypto !
Hi, I am Dave, and I just got hooked on crypto !

After decades motorcycling in NYC to work on Fintech and play punk rock, I just woke up to Cryptocurrencies and fell in love like never before! Blogging for the hell of it while learning my way through this awesome, deeply revolutionary evolution in money. Join us while we laugh and flip off the central banks and their currency debasing governments! Stack sats to the Moon, Lambo, don't reck, FUD, FOMO, wild wild west, bless Satoshi!

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