Cryptonauts we love you!! So nice to run with y'all and not the nasties at the FT!! 

Yeehaw it's FRIDAY and we are not reading the horrid cryptofinance YAY!!!!  

What's funny in crypto news then?  Warmup positive news funnies!! TLDR: yeah man, Nayib's got the Vdub van all tricked out, let's go surfing!!  It's hip, it's safe, there's a great break, yayyy!! 

So, predictably the US senators dust off the laws to go after El Salvador again ah ha ha ha TLDR: it was funny last time!! It's funnier this time !! 

 Reading music then TLDR: punk rock love song covers forever!! 

What else is funny!!  Brian Coinbase got paid 7.5 milly last year, of which 6.5 million was IN PROTECTION FOR HIM WOW WTF??  Well, ok, his stock options make him worth two billion, guess he needs to take the NICE Uber to work!! 

D'Oh Kwon is funny!! Pigging out while on the lam with his bestie!! D'Oh Doughy !!

HSBC and Scotia bank both kinda hate crypto. Which makes it FUNNY that they gotta pay over ten million each in fines for evading recordkeeping! TLDR: Tradfi corruption funnies mighty Watch army !!

what else is funny!! Alex the machine is always funny!! Has he no shame?? TLDR: no, Alex has no shame.  That's how we GOT here!! ar ar ar ! 

Let's see.  Elon announced a new advertising wizard as CEO.  SO, OUR timeline reacted with, frankly what else could it be - Pepe memes. 

TLDR:  Pepe is sad to lose Elon as a fren. TLDR: ok THAT all made sense, right?  The REAL STORY:  shorten that to just "PEPE IS SAD" under OUR entry point! Almost down to where we first TRIED to get in!!  But they say the whales are reloading!! Maybe an election year thing?? 

Moving along!  Florida passed a law banning CBDCs!! but that's negative, man, let the market decide. 

Cause TEX ASS, old Texarse, THEY passed a law putting crypto HODLING in the BILL of freakin RIGHTS BABY TLDR: yesssss baby yesss!! The funny part is TLDR: it COULD actually cause a throwdown , if the Feds try to ban it! It HAS reached a Mexican standoff  constitutional crisis now ah hA HA HAH HA HA!! TLDR: VERY funny!!   That might be the biggest funny!  

Binance skipped out of Canada, that's funny, the flowery language they used was very funny.

Wait we know!! the GAS FEES are SO #$(*$#(* HIGH EVEN THE ETH NETWORK COULD NOT AFFORD TO FINALIZE AH HA HA HA HA TLDR: AH HA HA HA HATLDR: ar ar ar ar arooo00000000!!! 

We love y'all, cryptonauts!! Safe home!! Take good care of yourselves you belong to your Watch Army!! 

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Please refer a recruit!! We ride at dawn!! Peace out, 

Love, 

Dave