Funny crypto news July 9th


Cryptonauts we love you!! What a great time to be alive!! & doing backflips here in Igor's intellectual palace with da GANG!!!   Your mighty watch army rides tonight!! To crypto truths justice and FUNNIES!!! 

Warmup funnies!! Some youtuber hooked up with Kraken to play a scammer, that's always feel good news!!   It IS funny, very smart people build an elaborate honeypot fake system, then let themselves be phished & hacked & then screw around with the minds of the fraudsters. 

Hey 949c4b45bcf15ca25b9f7fcfe6a528a61ed8b2d7a3343b5a2ea976e2d70e8b4a.pngTLDR: not quite as funny as the Honeypot  last month version of this story.  There they had an audio clip of the Indian voiced scammer who thought he was SO CLOSE to a giant payday he broke down into profanity & yelled at the guy pretending to be scammed, THAT was awesome....

OK we clearly are tired, FUNNIER #$($##$(& DAVE!!!

need reading music.  Been wanting to play y'all clutch for sometime, ya we know, but this is the shortest good one we could findTLDL:  this is the Phillip K. Dick song of this album.  According to clutch for what that's worth ar ar ar !! 

OK WE RIDE!!

Here's a funny - surprise surprise, a LEVERAGED futures BTC ETF was approved. ah HA HA HA HA HA d26cf3f5003ab2c72e49980b8626b030285aafb43584c20ec4db052912877f6a.png

 

179bafdabfce1683548b8a89f45095b809679ed31711b0b5c554462cef3cfc94.pngTLDR:  the happy Vol Shares founder Young STILL has to wonder WTF WHY?  tho he knows full well. 

b8e6acfc07cc00fe01b773fefead382c13df2f4dcfd3de1e415d460cc0dc6c32.pngTLDR:Oh, give me land, lots of land under starry skies above,
Don't fence me in.
Let me ride through the wide open country that I love,
Don't fence me in.
Let me be by myself in the evenin' breeze,
And listen to the murmur of the cottonwood trees,
Send me off forever but I ask you please,
Don't fence me in.

Just turn me loose, let me straddle my old saddle
Underneath the western skies.
On my Cayuse, let me wander over yonder
Till I see the mountains rise.

I want to ride to the ridge where the west commences
And gaze at the moon till I lose my senses
And I can't look at hobbles and I can't stand fences
Don't fence me in.

BTC will have to carry the load of all the fiat paper in the universe.  Well at least now it's a fair contest!! 

OK cryptonauts, bivouac time.  We ride at dawn.  They call me Loco Dave. take care of your gear, you need it and we need YOU!! 

Keep those recruits coming Sargents!! Excelsior!! 

Peace out, 

love

Dave

happy trails buckaroos!! until we meet again!! 

love

Dave

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Dave Sawyer
Dave Sawyer

National Merit got this punk rocker to Oberlin, and Wall Street fintech gave up world tours and an NYU MBA. I am a Bitcoin true believer. Bitcoin is deeply revolutionary in a way we always prayed tech would be. Keep the baby Faith!


Hi, I am Dave, and I just got hooked on crypto !
Hi, I am Dave, and I just got hooked on crypto !

After decades motorcycling in NYC to work on Fintech and play punk rock, I just woke up to Cryptocurrencies and fell in love like never before! Blogging for the hell of it while learning my way through this awesome, deeply revolutionary evolution in money. Join us while we laugh and flip off the central banks and their currency debasing governments! Stack sats to the Moon, Lambo, don't reck, FUD, FOMO, wild wild west, bless Satoshi!

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