Cryptonauts we love you!! Y'all should know !!! You are the most special critters there is in the world!! Our favorite, the most important thing y'alls mom & dad ever did was to have YOU!!! YAY!!!!! Thanks for slowly but surely lifting mankind above fiat abuses!! In an ever more censored world, here in your mighty watch army we ride for freedom of money. Unborn generations are thanking y'all!
Reading music then!! think of it as a altcoin visuals contestTLDR the freedom of the open road, CZ would APPROVE ar ar ar !!
warmup funny crypto!! maybe the reghammers are winning? well, against CHITCOINs.
TLDR: .. maxi maxi oi oi oi!!! All the top coins that Gary has NOT been broadsiding have been moving UP!! at least relatively ar ar ar ow ow ow!!!
OK FUNNIER dave!! ok here's one!! Hong Kong & Sing are drag racing baby!! doing burnouts to warm the tires up, revving, leaning way forward dumping the clutch in & praying the chain don't break oh yeeeeaaaaaaaa
TLDR some stunning and hilarious quotes fro Team HK!
Dear readers know THIS is funny: = wait what's web3 ??
TLDR: HK knows Web3 is blockchain ah ha ha ha glad THAT's settled. Wait what?? YEAH and like it or NOT pal!!! OK THAT's the spirit NOW we are getting somewhere ar ar ar ar ooo0000000!!!!
And then check this = the HKMA which is the SEC in those parts, came out with THIS gem: 
TLDR: ah HA HA HA can you IMAGINE tomorrow Gary picks up the phone, calls Jamie Diamond, & leans on him, WTF Jamie you $(*#&$#($& better rustle up some more crypto banks as clients or we might look funny at your licenses bwa ha ha HA HA HA HA!!!!
oooh stop. Hey, just because we love you, saved the best funny for last!
We missed this one, had to sleep on it to realize how funny it is!! Yeah yeah yeah, we all know blockchain DOES do ONE FREAKING THING, which is to REPLACE necessary trust in a centralized auth thor rit teee. Yes baby yes!! Right?
So, we thought the yes minister deep state of the UK outdid themselves when the Royal Mint said they WOULD whip up a few NFTs, then choked & punted. How could any retarded civil servants beat that!!
The monkees at the BoE have been mulling producing a pure evil chitcoin cbdc for some time of course. But apparently that whole trustless thing just IRKED them ah HA HA HA HA 
TLDR: We can hear them NOW ah HA HA HA " hey man if it's NOT a blockchain, we can go back and change the records if we mess up!! " ah ar ar ar o0000
" yeah, and ya know man I LIKE having the public HAVE to trust us still " ah HA HA HA HA HA !!!!! Puffery lil Britain!! whew, there goes the crypto halo of trust and futurism that Rishi was trying SO hard SO long to capitalize on ah HA HA HA HA HA. keep on DREAMING of the freedom of money and the open road!! to an open CITY Rishi baby!! 
TLDR: title: Rishi's crypto dreams crashing down! but turns out to be one in a series of many, ar ar ar !! Most of these articles are a year or so old, Rishi does NOT give UP easy!!!
OK gang we love you! Excelsior!!
Please keep sending those recruits!! Sargents, get em some rations & gear & a cot we ride at dawn!!! everybody check your buddy, we NEED y'all!!
Peace out,
Love
Dave
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