Inhabitants of the planet crypto, we LOVE YOU!!! SO good to be here in your mighty Watch Army, laughing our way to a better civilization!! The memes are flying boys n girls, protect your head ar ar ar !! Thanks to the Publish0x and godfatha Igor it's a great time to RIDE!!!
What's funny news?? the bigga the betta!!! Lookit CZ, he is tanned, fit and rested. Fresh off surfing over various FUD 4 4 4 !! Member when Binance was banned in Nigeria? That wasn't Binance, just a catfish binance but the bad crypto news industry PLAYED IT UP!!
what other rumours!! CZ was hiding out!! on the lam in the south of france, or should have been... whatever. ALLLL FUD!! 4 4 4!!! CZ's looking STRONG baby 
TLDR: yes CZ yes lookit you rocking the half n half shirt!! It's all CHEERGIRLS!!! YES!!! TEAM BINANCE
ar ar ar can't make it up it's TRUE!!! 
TLDR: Big #1 is sitting pretty up top!! All lawyered up like a big boy! Happy campers ready for exchange wars with ALL comers!!
What's funny ?? Dear readers know we keep thinking it's time to buy BNB!! & it almost never is!! but it's TIME AGAIN AH HA HA HA HA erm. So Team Blackrock will come with the rich girls from uptown. Who's got the spirit stick?? CZ!!!
reading music for the cheer wars!! TLDL soon the girls will all agree - DON"T TOUCH MY HAIR! ah ha ha BAD kitties!! the big cats cannot share a cage!! pass the popcorn we will stay tuned!!
OK Dave BIGGER FUNNIER crypto funnies!! OK this one made us laugh!! Believe what I say, not what your eyes see!! let alone the truth Ah HA HA HA HA
TLDR: really DON'T LOOK ahh yer gonna look ain't ya can you say "TRAINWRECK". LOOK OUT BELOW!!! Dead cat NOT bouncing!!
OK OK here's the chart of the stinking rotting corpse of the yuan vs BTC ar ar ar 
TLDR: well if it was an ALTCOIN... nah the yuan would be a chitcoin only Sugarfix could love.... 99% down and we have to listen to this clown ? NAY say the laughing Watch Army!! NEIGH!!!!!
Oh what else is funny - the DETAILS!! supposedly the management at Prime custodian lost the keys to sixty milly in January but DID NOT NOTICE UNTIL DECEMBER!!! AH HA HA!! lies of course ( some execs fled as if they did not know) but FUNNY ONES!! THAT must have been a fun technical conversation. We can hear the guy who figured it out explaining it to the (ever changing) senior management now!!
TLDR: did we fire Dave or did he quit??? ah HA HA HA HA HA
We want more details tho. We want a sleuth to show us the Prime wallets sitting there rotting!!!! Otherwise we don't believe. JACK!!
OK troops we gotta pass out, good luck to everyone!! Take care, we will miss y'all!!
Please keep those recruits coming, our time is gonna COME!!!!
Peace out,
Love
Dave
