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Great funny times in the crypto funny biz!!
Warmup funnies! does it seem like the news cycle is getting shorter and shorter? ah HA HA HA. One hour we get the SEC still in full crazy undersized dog attack mode, right?
and then EIGHT HOURS LATER NOW WE GET WALL STREET COMING RIGHT BACK AT EM LIKE A BIG crazy PACK of dawgs!!
TLDR: ah ha ha ar ar ar oo000000!!! But wait there's more! What was the wording of the SEC's rejection that wall street rejected as soon as it came out ar ar ar ??? It's FUNNY!!
the SEC said that the applications were not up to the "standards" of blah blah blah. Yeah, oh, ok. the STANDARDS, right? LIke everybody knows what THOSE are !!! those would the the STANDARDS you #(&$#(*$&#($*&. #@($&#(*$&#$(*#$& ERs will NEVER publish!! making it QUITE HARD to describe how proposals would match up to them!!
OK more better bigger funnies Dave !! OK then
Despite all the chitposting by the FT, the UK has joined the race between HK and Sing to be the new crypto capital of the WORLD!! SCRAPPING for talent, capital, truth n justice!!! & a level reg playing field with predictable rules, as if that's a big deal to ask for!!! 
TLDR: how the #(*& did Rishi get er DONE??? Those of us believing the FT thought it could NEVER happen YEEEE HAW!!
we can't celebrate with ding dong the witch is dead, that song got clipped by the PC po po dunno sixty years ago?? But here's the 40 year old version TLDR: free at last ! Rejoice & sing joyfully!! 
TLDR: SING IT!!!! AH HA HA!!! HOW did Rishi get it done?? We will tell ya - with STYLE AND GRACE AND A GIANT FOLLOWTHRU stomping DOWN on the FCA!!!
It's funny, the crypto world is all happy. The actual UK gummint press release said "Rocket fuel" boost to the UK economy !! ah ha ha, in a sloppy style where they never explained it, why THAT'S just like something WE love to do !!!
What the press is NOT highlighting, which IS the FUNNIEST part, is the absolute curbstomping handed out to the FCA ah HA HA HA the tables have TURNED !!
Yea yea yea, bonus funny points for portraying this bill as a Brexit enabled push to seize power back from nasty old Brussels!! That's awesome. 
But the BELLY LAUGHS!! This bill includes "enhanced scrutiny" of the reghammerers - looking at YOU FCA!!! Yes, forcing the FCA to do cost analysis on the stupidity they spew!! Formally forcing them to accept "democratic input!" Not in most analysis, even heavyweight DeCrypt misses the cost value analysis base!! AH HA HA HA EAT IT FCA! your petty lil dick tater days are OVAH!!!
This is all funny as it was inevitable. Some nation would always be willing to earn zillions from crypto. Now it's a race to the top, but HK, Sing, and London together are A list celebs right HERE right NOW!!! Funny that the UK was one of the first majors, and the first western power to jump on the crypto bandwagon!!
AH HA HA we love the smell of laughter in the evening!! Hey one celebration song is not enough for this monumental occasion, plus that last one was kinda dark and hellish. Skip that one and try this punk rock love song cover instead, we bet Sugarfix would approve!!! dressed in power ranger fashion: TLDR: Top of the word ar ar ar !! top of the wold!! YES BABY YES!!! POWER RANGERS ASSEMBLE!! ah HA HA HA HA!! 
TLDR: HAI sensei HAI !!!
Humble to all blackbelts of the Humble Dojang, humble Master Sabu-nim, HUMBLE!!
love,
dave deathbreath
p.s. just wait for the next round of news stories " what the US could learn from the UK regs" ah HA HA HA HA!!
Please keep those recruits a comin, Sargents!! Make sure we are all fit to ride, the world needs your mighty Watch Army!! Excelsior!!
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Peace out,
love
Dave
