Funny crypto news June 29

By Dave Sawyer | Hi, I am Dave, and I just got hooked on crypto ! | 30 Jun 2023

Blockchain believers we love you!! So great to meet up with your watch army to ride for crypto justice in today's fiat world.

Warmup funnies - so no WONDER Gary was firing all of his guns at once against the existing crypto kings - just making room for his buds in the TITANIC WAVE OF INSTITUTIONAL INVESTING MONEY OMFG 84bc0db72fab5faf7e6defc58115194300706f8484869712e1dadb83e8704398.png

TLDR: meltum demerius baby!! 27 trillion thinking about entering a 1 trillion market ar ar ar ar ooo0000!!!

Hey at least COIN should have Larry FInk on THEIR side!!

Speaking of Gary maytagging for his Street buds, and Brian Coin getting foul, things are descending fast and funny. Game on flying monkey lawyers!! 71e228f292a6ee85cebec056713963c499362e72c2d42f5633261077e3996f42.png TLDR: COIN is firing like a kitchen door in a hurricane, like a belt fed mortar!! Give us clarity!! slap!! You can't sue us cause you never said what a security was ! Slap!! YOU HAVE NO POLICE POWER HERE BEGONE THEN !!!! ha ha ha. Happy lawyer campers, ready for war.

which needs reading music!! TLDR: can't go wrong with punk love covers. TLDL: not THAT grayscale ar ar ar

Prime trust is funny!! now beer me out for a moment Ya we had been averting our eyes. Custody firm goes under, Nevada has to step in, they were gonna be bought but no, 98b5b9017798abe55ab0d72d806186b9705699fbd314fed96422df1e0ac973ae.png ahhhhman it's so big it's hurting TUSD on DAI ohhhh bummerdnoes.

But dig for a a brief moment!! It's HILARIOUS!! AH HA HA HA HA 94561169e207cc70be3f710efcb589e4af6da01251b5c03ad555b3c7500c51b1.png

TLDR: first pay top dollar for Prime Trust cuz you know ya got core competence as crypto custodian. ah HA HA HA HA HA!! THEN LOSE THE KEYS!! THEN COVER UP!! oooh can't anyone here PLAY this game???

Love y'all we gotta hop!!

Peace out

Love

Dave

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Dave Sawyer

National Merit got this punk rocker to Oberlin, and Wall Street fintech gave up world tours and an NYU MBA. I am a Bitcoin true believer. Bitcoin is deeply revolutionary in a way we always prayed tech would be. Keep the baby Faith!

Hi, I am Dave, and I just got hooked on crypto !

After decades motorcycling in NYC to work on Fintech and play punk rock, I just woke up to Cryptocurrencies and fell in love like never before! Blogging for the hell of it while learning my way through this awesome, deeply revolutionary evolution in money. Join us while we laugh and flip off the central banks and their currency debasing governments! Stack sats to the Moon, Lambo, don't reck, FUD, FOMO, wild wild west, bless Satoshi!