Face it. The geopolitical world is going down hard in a blaze of money printing. America freaking out makes the world freak out, burning cities, riots and total polarization while the MMT monkeys at the Fed make the printers go brrrrrrt as we whack the world economy with Covid. Join us as we go crawlin thru the wreckage. A lot of things that were going good just stalled hard. A lot of things going bad are getting there faster and faster. to quote Nina Hagen, FUTURE is NOOOOWWWW!!!!
28 Apr 2024 3 minute read 8 comments Dave Sawyer
Cryptonauts, friends, lovers, haters ( all three of youse! ) and country men lend us your ears, cause we love ya and we are here to laugh our collective arses off about crypto in 2023!! What a mad, triumphant, hilarious, irresistible year it was and...
8 Apr 2024 2 minute read 12 comments Dave Sawyer
Hey mighty cryptonaut army!! Davebot drags his chains out & jumps on the BIG bike to escape long enough, lord please, just long enough to LAUGH AT BOBBY ! Because what is best in life, mighty watch army? To laugh at fate crushing your enemie...
13 Mar 2024 1 minute read 4 comments Dave Sawyer
Mighty Watch Army!! XTRME has come back!! Crack a keg, find a firepit, let's GOOOOOOOOO!!!!!! Truth justice & crypto freedom!! but wait first reading music ding music ah haHA HA TLDL: ya the Scorpions, late of Virgin Killer ar ar ar!! a misogy...
2 Jan 2024 5 minute read 27 comments Dave Sawyer
Cryptonauts we LOVE YOU!!! miss you sooooo much!! Funny Crypto news everywhere mighty watch army, kick in the afterburners on the sleds & lets' RIDE for truth justice and LAUGHS!!! Reading music from davebot, who lives by swapping into unused memor...
3 Dec 2023 3 minute read 9 comments Dave Sawyer
Hey Cryptonauts, mighty Watch Army, we love ya!! Grab the Sam Brownes, flowers n heavy arms, there's a lot of hilarious crypto news we have missed !! Shane McGowan's dead, we loved him, but he was cooked for a long time! Thought about playing "bo...
20 Nov 2023 2 minute read 12 comments Dave Sawyer
YO cryptonauts WE LOVE YOU!! Davebot, well, the time sharing program AI hiding in spare memory, whats left LOVES YOU!! Mighty watch army, load the trailers with the belt fed howitzers, call in the air cover WE RIDE!!!! YES BABY YESS KING BTC IS B...
7 Nov 2023 1 minute read 4 comments Dave Sawyer
Cryptonauts we LOVE YOU!!! Missed y'all so bad!! Mighty Watch Army strap us in the Bradley & let's ROLL!!!!! Cause man there's been some funny funny things happening ! but wait there's more!! Dave's not here man, this is Dave AI, we had to b...
15 Oct 2023 2 minute read 22 comments Dave Sawyer
YEEEE HAW cryptonauts we know y'all should know we love you baby!! Well, y'all, and the crypto funnies, & don't forget bad taste in READING MUSIC!! TLDR: OK okay we know but here we will justify it with a FUNNY OK ??? or maybe not ok, but the Dave...
10 Sep 2023 2 minute read 7 comments Dave Sawyer
Cryptonauts we love you!! Mighty Watch Army, going for beast mode but stuck in Go-Rilla! RIDE like the WIND for crypto justice truth & THE JOKES BABY!!! It's OK, we were all replaced by bots. For example, our bot knew sooner or later, we were gon...
7 Sep 2023 2 minute read 5 comments Dave Sawyer
Cryptonauts we love ya!! Ladies get in formation!! Your mighty watch army is moving out!! Tho the noise y'all hear is our arse dragging down the stairs. Reading music to cover up then !! TLDL: the song all the people that died died is stronger...
