Accelerationist Shit Show - buy Bitcoin NOW
Accelerationist Shit Show - buy Bitcoin NOW

Accelerationist Shit Show - buy Bitcoin NOW

Face it. The geopolitical world is going down hard in a blaze of money printing. America freaking out makes the world freak out, burning cities, riots and total polarization while the MMT monkeys at the Fed make the printers go brrrrrrt as we whack the world economy with Covid. Join us as we go crawlin thru the wreckage. A lot of things that were going good just stalled hard. A lot of things going bad are getting there faster and faster. to quote Nina Hagen, FUTURE is NOOOOWWWW!!!!


The funniest crypto news week of May 14th

15 May 2023 1 minute read 3 comments Dave Sawyer

Cryptonauts we love you!!  Thanks for riding intelligensia shotgun for humanity here on Igor's crypto party palace, the Publish0x!!  Whenever we conceptualize the Pub0x, we think TLDR: we can't help but think of Jorge Luis Borges's infinite library. ...

The funniest crypto news May 10th

11 May 2023 2 minute read 3 comments Dave Sawyer

Cryptonauts we love ya!!  So thankful to be with everyone here on Igor's endless temple of crypto learning!!  Looking for the FUNNIES!!!  Warmup funnies!! Hey member when everyone said all the ETH coming unstaked in the Shapella upgrade would crash t...

Funniest crypto May 8th

9 May 2023 4 minute read 3 comments Dave Sawyer

Cryptonauts you KNOW we love you!! and we just want y'all to LAUGH our way to a better world!  Riding with your mighty Watch Army here on the unending vistas of the Pub0x!!  The algo punished us to write more funnies and so we whip out the sextants a...

Funniest crypto news May 5th

7 May 2023 1 minute read 3 comments Dave Sawyer

Cryptonauts, we love you!!  Distributed money angels separating money from state from religion!!!  Bringing yer ethereal, futuristic selves here to do crypto on the Pub0x!   Riding the blockchain range in the wild wild west!  Scouting for box canyons...

funniest crypto news May 5th

6 May 2023 1 minute read 3 comments Dave Sawyer

La policía Cryptopunks we love yer stinky selves.  How the #$(#*& are ye today, thanks for signing in to laugh at tradfi for the betterment of the world !   Pepe is a top fifty coin ah ha ha. What's funny hey we got a warmup one!! Bitcoin Miami ticke...

Funniest Crypto News May 4th

5 May 2023 1 minute read 5 comments Dave Sawyer

Cryptonauts we love ya!! What's FUNNY?   Well, dear readers know we aped into PEPE when it was at, uhm, erm, something like, ahhh, it ended in 080.  Then again at something that ended in 160. Well now it's up to ending in 220!!!   TLDR: why, we made...

Funniest crypto SUNDAY APRIL 16th

17 Apr 2023 3 minute read 8 comments Dave Sawyer

bitcoin believers we love you!! Thanks for doing crypto church here on the non-denominational Pub0x!! Changing the fabric of the world one click on one chitpost at a time mighty Watch Army!!  Theres a super big crypto funny, but it passed by in a fli...

Funniest crypto news April 7

8 Apr 2023 2 minute read 6 comments Dave Sawyer

Blockchain believers, we love y'all!  Thanks for creating one of the few tools for the people in this hyper evolving world!!  We are sure that the AI that will replace us soon would AGREE!!! What a great time to be alive, thanks to the ever-loving pu...

The funniest crypto news lately April 4th

5 Apr 2023 2 minute read 5 comments Dave Sawyer

Cryptonauts we love you!! even as we love the funnies and crypto!!  Lately, loads of fun stuff going on in crypto as always!!  What do we get?? Warmup funnies, gotta limber up the old funny bone!! well ya gotta laugh over the skull of satoshi!! Was t...

Funniest crypto March 14th

15 Mar 2023 1 minute read 4 comments Dave Sawyer

Cryptonauts we love ya!! & the funnies!! & there is SO MUCH funny crypto news lately!!   Hey, let's just cut STRAIGHT to the chase!! This one's really REALLY funny, but our sense of humor may be a bit off TLDR: ah HA HA HA HA!!  This is even funnier...