YEEEE HAW cryptonauts we know y'all should know we love you baby!!
Well, y'all, and the crypto funnies, & don't forget bad taste in READING MUSIC!! TLDR: OK okay we know but here we will justify it with a FUNNY OK ??? or maybe not ok, but the Dave AI replacement was gonna play it anyway, so tough luck mighty Watch Army!!
SHE"s a ROOOOOLLLLLLLLLLER!!! Who's a roller ? who's the queen, it's her world, we are all just living in it baby!! Who's the qwuueenie of the underground? TLDR: Cryptoqueenie baby!!
wait we so rusty doing it ALL WRONG!! Warmup funnies: remember these dudes ? Warmup funnies - member Afrocrypt!! ??
TLDR: ya you member them! turns out, not so much 
TLDR plus the not so cagey Cajee bros got caught. SO
Ruja, born Ruzha in Bulgaria, moved to Germany. Lied about her Oxford degree, did get a PhD from some German college. Worked for McKinsey maybe? who knows??
High ROLLLER Ruzha!! In 2012, busted for fraud with Daddy ( Judges as always award bonus points for style with family accomplices!!). In 2013, she got into (fraud) big coin! in 2014, she took (fraud) onecoin to the BANK, Jack!! Unlike the Cajee bros, she put up real numbers!! 
TLDR: well, THOSE are inflated numbers ar ar ar !! but her cohort went down for 20 years, he got paid at least 300MM in COMMISSION AH HA HA HA DOUBLE style points ) !! most say onecoin was up to 3.8 billy in some real, some imaginary money. The whole thing was a ponzi with fake numbers growing Maddoff style ( only up). in imaginary prices ah HA HA HA HA !!! awesome!
Whoah, that's a bad pic or her though. Here, here's a good one ! clearly she has a pal working for the FBI LOOKIT THIS mug shot cutie ohh oohhh!! 
the only woman on the FBI's top ten
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That's DOCTOR Ruja to YOU pal!!
but wait we promised a bad pic.
TLDR: pop quiz!! Would you take a 20 year prison term if ya had 500 milly stashed??
but wait !! even like Ruja's bad pic, this wild west story ends on a downer. Ya, ya know, it's like loads of books, e.g. the cross and the switchblade; or lives, say Elton John - only the first part of the book while the hero is a BAD boy are any fun atall atall.
Yes, even the most conservative estimates say that Ruja boarded a commercial flight to Greece and has never been seen again!! Whahoooo!! WIth a solid 500MM in cash to her name!
Unfortunately, ya just can't get good help these days, and the smart money says that Ruja was partying on the 100ft yacht of some gangster buddy, who decided to chop her up and throw her overboard, as one does.
Bye bye bye bye bye bye givin it ALL away!!! Ruja sleeps with the fishes. Along with our blogging career here on the mighty mighty Pub0X!!!
love y'all mighty watch army!! Excelsior!!
