Accelerationist Shit Show - buy Bitcoin NOW
Accelerationist Shit Show - buy Bitcoin NOW

Accelerationist Shit Show - buy Bitcoin NOW

Face it. The geopolitical world is going down hard in a blaze of money printing. America freaking out makes the world freak out, burning cities, riots and total polarization while the MMT monkeys at the Fed make the printers go brrrrrrt as we whack the world economy with Covid. Join us as we go crawlin thru the wreckage. A lot of things that were going good just stalled hard. A lot of things going bad are getting there faster and faster. to quote Nina Hagen, FUTURE is NOOOOWWWW!!!!


The funniest crypto of July 18th

19 Jul 2023 2 minute read 2 comments Dave Sawyer

Cryptonauts, we LOVE you!!  But don't get a swelled head, we love the crypto funnies too!!  Your mighty watch army sallys forth for truth, a desire for justice and LAUGHS!!  And ya know, questionable reading music ar ar ar oooOOOOTLDR: ahh that's bet...

Funny crypto news July 7th

8 Jul 2023 1 minute read 14 comments Dave Sawyer

Cryptonauts you know we love you!! HOW is EVERY LITTLE THING!  Your mighty watch army receives you!! Put on yer boots n RIDE for crypto humor winning over fiat abuses!!  Warmup crypto funnies!! there's a plenty!! ok this is a dad joke, unless y'all,...

Some funny crypto news July 6th

7 Jul 2023 4 minute read 23 comments Dave Sawyer

Cryptokinfolk we love you! Thanks for another day riding the range with your Watch Army laughing as we change the world!!  Warmup crypto funnies -  OMG the sky is falling !! Jesse Powell has lost it !!  The FBI have raided him cuz he's stalking and h...

Accredit4us Manifesto - part one of many !!

26 Jun 2023 3 minute read 1 comment Dave Sawyer

Distributed money believers, you know we love you!!  We are gathered here today on the rock of the Publish0x, to crack truths about jokes to power, and launch a new service to the world.  We are talking regulatory arbitrage here, there is a loophole...

Funniest crypto June 20

21 Jun 2023 1 minute read 15 comments Dave Sawyer

Blockchain believers we LOVE YOU!!! Thanks for saving the world! What's funny in crypto today??   The time has come to spit on your hands, and gather all ye altcoins and burn em for BITCOIN MAXI MAXI OI OI OI!!  Yes, it's 2023, J.P. Morgan owns Eth,...

Funniest crypto news June 12

13 Jun 2023 3 minute read 3 comments Dave Sawyer

Cryptofans we love you!! Thanks for being alive here on the everloving Pub0x!!  Your mighty Watch Army forms up to ride for a better world above fiat abuses through LAUGHTER!!    Total warmup funnies!! a fresh pic of D'Oh!! always funny TLDR: ok the...

SEC turns crypto winter into crypto war

10 Jun 2023 1 minute read 10 comments Dave Sawyer

Crypto people, we love you!! Thank you for your every breath as we carry mankind over the fiat hump into a future freer from Cantillion positioned abuses!!  No one said it would be easy tho.And now, as Congress holds hearings to think about handing c...

funniest crypto june 7

8 Jun 2023 4 minute read 5 comments Dave Sawyer

Cryptonauts, we love you so much!   So great to be here again with y'all riding in your pumping Watch Army!!   There's a boatload of crypto funnies going on today.  Strap up & let's ride, we sally forth to save humanity with laughter!! Reading music...

Funniest crypto may 29th

30 May 2023 1 minute read 6 comments Dave Sawyer

Cryptokin, you should know we love you.  Cause we DO!! y'all and your separating church from state from money for a better tomorrow!!  But we, we love the funnies !  & so grab those boards and lets catch some waves, mighty watch army!! Outside of the...

Funniest crypto Bitcoin Miami may 22nd

23 May 2023 4 minute read 11 comments Dave Sawyer

Cryptonauts, we love you!! Crazed toxic bitcoin maximalists, y'all TOO!!  Thanks for teaching the people to separate money from state, DUH!!!  Still laughing at BTC miami.  It kept charging hard, Josue had the bit in his teeth - bitcoin brunch at a s...