Face it. The geopolitical world is going down hard in a blaze of money printing. America freaking out makes the world freak out, burning cities, riots and total polarization while the MMT monkeys at the Fed make the printers go brrrrrrt as we whack the world economy with Covid. Join us as we go crawlin thru the wreckage. A lot of things that were going good just stalled hard. A lot of things going bad are getting there faster and faster. to quote Nina Hagen, FUTURE is NOOOOWWWW!!!!
10 Sep 2023 2 minute read 7 comments Dave Sawyer
Cryptonauts we love you!! Mighty Watch Army, going for beast mode but stuck in Go-Rilla! RIDE like the WIND for crypto justice truth & THE JOKES BABY!!! It's OK, we were all replaced by bots. For example, our bot knew sooner or later, we were gon...
7 Sep 2023 2 minute read 5 comments Dave Sawyer
Cryptonauts we love ya!! Ladies get in formation!! Your mighty watch army is moving out!! Tho the noise y'all hear is our arse dragging down the stairs. Reading music to cover up then !! TLDL: the song all the people that died died is stronger...
5 Sep 2023 1 minute read 9 comments Dave Sawyer
Cryptonauts ya KNOW we love you!! Lash us to the wheel Admiral time & tide wait for NO mighty Watch Army!! Wooohoooo running SO hot how tough is it? well we are playing the Runaways for help if that helps to understand TLDR: none of the lou reed ve...
4 Sep 2023 1 minute read 9 comments Dave Sawyer
Mighty Watch Army, we miss our rides!! May have had a breakthru and can come BAAAAACCCCCCKKKKKK!!! Oh man cryptonauts we miss our love thang. Paying the rent writing has been a blessing but we folded like a cheap suit trying to keep up with our...
19 Aug 2023 1 minute read 7 comments Dave Sawyer
Cryptonauts we LOVE YOU!! so good to be back with y'all in your mighty watch army!! WE STORM THE STEPPES LOOKING FOR CRYPTO HUMOR!!! It's a funny time for Letetia James, the NY AG !! she never ever ever said " boo" to Sammy, cuz he paid all the rig...
15 Aug 2023 1 minute read 10 comments Dave Sawyer
Cryptonauts we love ya!! But we gather today to mourn Kucoin. Member how we once loved Kucoin?? YESSSS ya DO!!! no KYC, fees were nothing, exciting chit happening alla time it was AWESOME EVERYBODY loved Kucoin!! don't be shy admit it!!! : and he...
9 Aug 2023 1 minute read 3 comments Dave Sawyer
Cryptonauts we love you!! Thanks for riding for truth & justice!! Ohhh man WAY TOOOOO HOT reading music TLDL dear readers know we hate to play music with no vids but this is worth it & short OK FUNNY CRYPTO hey member when Zuck tried to launch a sta...
4 Aug 2023 1 minute read 2 comments Dave Sawyer
Cryptonauts, you know we hope you know we love you!!! cuz we DO!! Thanks for being like music, in the category of cool things humans will do together. AAAIIIIIGHT !!! boots n saddles & fresh batteries!! & reading music #$#*&$( reading music gotta h...
26 Jul 2023 1 minute read 4 comments Dave Sawyer
Cryptokin we love ya!! gotta pass out, but partyparrot is funny!!Party parrot was /is some kinda Dao. Now being laughed at as an example of how daos are bad. No, party parrots are bad! the parrot dev team unlocked the treasury funds and gave the...
22 Jul 2023 1 minute read 15 comments Dave Sawyer
Cryptopeople, we still love you, y'all should KNOW that by now!! But today is a heart wrenchingly SAD day, for us, your mighty Watch army. The stalwart among the altcoins shall have to march on and try to fill the giant gap in the waves!! we got s...
