Accelerationist Shit Show - buy Bitcoin NOW
Accelerationist Shit Show - buy Bitcoin NOW

Accelerationist Shit Show - buy Bitcoin NOW

Face it. The geopolitical world is going down hard in a blaze of money printing. America freaking out makes the world freak out, burning cities, riots and total polarization while the MMT monkeys at the Fed make the printers go brrrrrrt as we whack the world economy with Covid. Join us as we go crawlin thru the wreckage. A lot of things that were going good just stalled hard. A lot of things going bad are getting there faster and faster. to quote Nina Hagen, FUTURE is NOOOOWWWW!!!!


Raoul Pal's favorite conspiracy theory - the gummint created BTC! Our favorite conspiracy theory about Rao Paul - he's compromised !!!

21 Mar 2022 3 minute read 4 comments Dave Sawyer

Hey cypherfolk we adore y'all!  Thanks to you for giving mankind a hope to escape from fiat money abuse. And bless the Publish0x as always for giving hope to us all!!! The wife was listening to some friday talkfest crypto podcast somewhere, maybe led...

ETF crypto winter - Bitcoin divides into two separate but unequal markets

11 Mar 2022 5 minute read 11 comments Dave Sawyer

Cypherpeople we love y'all !  Thanks be to the mighty mighty Publish0X as always, let's pretend we never did that blackpill JET review. Could we once just... not...sorry Igor, man.  Dear readers will remember BTC ETFs have given the fiat printing MMT...

CRASH N BURN Jet NFT review - sportsfans -- can't win em all, sometimes ya gotta take the big "L"

9 Jan 2022 10 minute read 6 comments Dave Sawyer

Hey Cryptolovers, we will always love y'all.   We are your biggest fans!   And (as the Elvis animatronic lion says at Chuck E Cheese's) "with fans like you who needs friends baby !?!!"  Big love to Igor and all the publish0x bros and girlz, happy 202...

TOKEN 2049 live in London! thrills, chills n beer spills

18 Oct 2021 4 minute read 7 comments Dave Sawyer

Hey cypherfans we love ya!  and here at a L-town crypto conference there are a lotta yer sweaty (alky-smelling, cause it's Little Britain)  geek b.o. arses to love! wait let's start again.  TOKEN 2049 is one ambitious title - where WILL we be in anot...

Yes, Federal banks are manipulating the price of BTC. PART TWO OF TWO. TOP TEN funniest things - Motive, means, priors, & circumstantial evidence. THE US COULD destroy BTC!

14 Mar 2021 9 minute read 30 comments Dave Sawyer

Cryptofans, we love ya!  Thanks for stealing the power of money from central banks to give to the people.  Prometheus unbound babeeees!!!  This month will stand in history as the golden age of federal banks keeping the bitcoin price down.  Yes, what...

Yes, Virginia, the federal banks are manipulating the price of bitcoin... war is declared, and battle lines are drawn! Elon & Mikey vs. Yellen & LaGuarde!! power plays PART ONE OF TWO

4 Mar 2021 4 minute read 5 comments Dave Sawyer

Hi there all y'all sweet lil' cypherpunks, we love ya we love ya we love ya!!!  Thanks for riding shotgun on the greatest wave of monetary transcendentalism ever!!!  The rise and rise of Bitcoin surfs onward and upward!   Two weeks ago, we all wonder...

The FT is shilling for LaGuarde...the Financial Times loses the plot! WHAT'S WITH THE HATE FOR BTC? Plus - being blue - wall street profanity!!!

3 Mar 2021 8 minute read 0 comments Dave Sawyer

Hey Crypto boys n girls!! we love y'all!  Thanks for cheekily stealing the power of money from the hands of governments everywhere!  The Financial Times has historically long been HATING on BTC.   Called Bitcoin a pyramid scheme,  said intrinsic and...

Nouriel Roubini says Bitcoin is worse than FLINTSTONES SHELL MONEY!! and other conflation of bs & lies from Dr. Doomers

12 Feb 2021 8 minute read 13 comments Dave Sawyer

Hey Cryptos we love you each n every one.  Let us hug n pinch ourselves in joy for every cryptopenny the 0x gave us, it's magic.   But do take time out of our busy day to laugh at Nouriel Roubini and his op ed in the Financial Times this week.   Dear...

FUNNIEST CRYPTO ABOUT GAMESTOP! Silver n gold, central bank chorus line, brigades and regulators

31 Jan 2021 5 minute read 14 comments Dave Sawyer

Hey Cryptopunks, we love y'all so much!  In a nosediving world, our beliefs are not just the way forward but virtually the only positive social evolution happening this geopolitical revolution!  Let's dig right in! Number Ten funniest GME crypto news...

TOP TEN funniest crypto events so far in 2021! Bitcoin vs. fiat, the central banks strike back...

21 Jan 2021 10 minute read 1 comment Dave Sawyer

Cypherpunks, god bless ya, we love you!  Thanks for the tips likes and follows - the humor is everywhere and we can't unsee it!  Let's get started:  NUMBER TEN!!! - clickbait frothy market top madness like this:  Get used to it, we will see plenty....