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24 Aug 2023 1 minute read 0 comments SocraticDingo
NEW YORK CITY — In an exclusive interview with The Dingo, Vignesh Kanjolia showed off his 3D-printed art collection, which lines every wall in his Manhattan apartment from ceiling to floor. “I just want to see how they look in my home first,” Kanj...
11 Aug 2023 1 minute read 4 comments SocraticDingo
Disclaimer: This is a satire piece. Do NOT put medications in your food unless directed by a physician. CLEVELAND, OH — Eleanor Moseley, registered dietitian at the Cleveland Clinic, shares her recipe for a delicious anti-inflammatory meal. The s...
5 Aug 2023 1 minute read 0 comments SocraticDingo
NEW BRUNSWICK, NJ — Two juggernauts of higher education face off in the NCAA finals, competing for the title as the most dangerous campus for female students. Ohio State University Title IX Coordinator, Melissa Mayhan, shared the university’s plans...
1 Aug 2023 1 minute read 2 comments SocraticDingo
WASHINGTON D.C. — “Honestly, you should stop drinking water,” advises EPA scientist Grant Takahara. “No classification exists” that captures the extent of the endless flow of cancer-causing chemicals, which contaminate all water sources in the conti...
24 Jul 2023 1 minute read 0 comments SocraticDingo
TRENTON, NJ — Married couple Janet and David Colasacco, standing on the lawn of Old Tappan High School, fear that their children may never know the beauty of desperately horny insects signaling their desire to mate. “There used to be hundreds of f...
19 Jul 2023 1 minute read 0 comments SocraticDingo
NEW YORK — Franklin DeThomas, proud Biden supporter and lifelong Democrat, declared that “Inflation is down to just 3%. Bidenomics works!” to other food pantry patrons. DeThomas tucked a copy of The New York Times under his armpit and cradled severa...
18 Jul 2023 1 minute read 0 comments SocraticDingo
RIYADH — Publish0x removed our most recent post satirizing Saudi Arabia’s method of handling dissidents. So we took the moral high road and created a list highlighting Crown Prince MBS' progressive policies. 1. MBS treats investigative journalists a...
31 Jan 2023 1 minute read 0 comments SocraticDingo
BOSTON — Concerned residents reported what they describe as a “suspicious group of armed men who gather every Saturday afternoon” at Top Gun Shooting Range. “It’s unsettling how much fun these men are having with their guns,” comments Arin Sapolsk...
19 Jan 2023 1 minute read 0 comments SocraticDingo
https://thedingo.news/Facebook pageMinds page D.C — Lieutenant General Scott Spellmon assured President Biden that the Keystone XL pipeline is, in fact, “not a giant waterslide.” “There was, uh, a miscommunication, uhm, between the Army Corps of...
15 Jan 2023 1 minute read 1 comment SocraticDingo
COLUMBUS—Sociologists at Ohio State University are frantically searching for the cause of the declining birthrate in the U.S. Although the cause of the decline is elusive, Susan Carlacky, the lead author of the study, says that “2008 may be a clue.”...
