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Local Man 3D Prints Art Worth Millions, Just Wants To See How They Look In His Home

24 Aug 2023 1 minute read 0 comments SocraticDingo

  NEW YORK CITY — In an exclusive interview with The Dingo, Vignesh Kanjolia showed off his 3D-printed art collection, which lines every wall in his Manhattan apartment from ceiling to floor. “I just want to see how they look in my home first,” Kanj...

According to this nutritionist, add crushed Prednisone & Cetirizine to make anti-inflammatory super meal

11 Aug 2023 1 minute read 4 comments SocraticDingo

  Disclaimer: This is a satire piece. Do NOT put medications in your food unless directed by a physician. CLEVELAND, OH — Eleanor Moseley, registered dietitian at the Cleveland Clinic, shares her recipe for a delicious anti-inflammatory meal. The s...

Ohio State and Rutgers compete for NCAA title as most dangerous campus for female students

5 Aug 2023 1 minute read 0 comments SocraticDingo

NEW BRUNSWICK, NJ — Two juggernauts of higher education face off in the NCAA finals, competing for the title as the most dangerous campus for female students. Ohio State University Title IX Coordinator, Melissa Mayhan, shared the university’s plans...

New EPA recommendation: ‘You should stop drinking water’

1 Aug 2023 1 minute read 2 comments SocraticDingo

WASHINGTON D.C. — “Honestly, you should stop drinking water,” advises EPA scientist Grant Takahara. “No classification exists” that captures the extent of the endless flow of cancer-causing chemicals, which contaminate all water sources in the conti...

MIT creates robot ‘so fuckable’ it must be destroyed

27 Jul 2023 1 minute read 0 comments SocraticDingo

  CAMBRIDGE, MA — Having gone too far, engineers at the MIT Media Lab created a robot “so fuckable” that it had to be destroyed. The robot, named Mila, is a 5’4” tall female with plush lips, a stacked body, and an ass you couldn’t believe. “We never...

Parents lament a future where their children may never know the beauty of desperately horny insects

24 Jul 2023 1 minute read 0 comments SocraticDingo

TRENTON, NJ ­— Married couple Janet and David Colasacco, standing on the lawn of Old Tappan High School, fear that their children may never know the beauty of desperately horny insects signaling their desire to mate. “There used to be hundreds of f...

Man at food pantry declares “Bidenomics works!”

19 Jul 2023 1 minute read 0 comments SocraticDingo

NEW YORK — Franklin DeThomas, proud Biden supporter and lifelong Democrat, declared that “Inflation is down to just 3%. Bidenomics works!” to other food pantry patrons. DeThomas tucked a copy of The New York Times under his armpit and cradled severa...

3 reasons journalists and activists should visit MBS' Saudi Arabia

18 Jul 2023 1 minute read 0 comments SocraticDingo

RIYADH — Publish0x removed our most recent post satirizing Saudi Arabia’s method of handling dissidents. So we took the moral high road and created a list highlighting Crown Prince MBS' progressive policies. 1. MBS treats investigative journalists a...

Concerned residents say men with guns are having “too much fun”

31 Jan 2023 1 minute read 0 comments SocraticDingo

  BOSTON — Concerned residents reported what they describe as a “suspicious group of armed men who gather every Saturday afternoon” at Top Gun Shooting Range. “It’s unsettling how much fun these men are having with their guns,” comments Arin Sapolsk...

“This is not a giant waterslide,” Army Corps assures Biden about Keystone pipeline

19 Jan 2023 1 minute read 0 comments SocraticDingo

https://thedingo.news/Facebook pageMinds page   D.C — Lieutenant General Scott Spellmon assured President Biden that the Keystone XL pipeline is, in fact, “not a giant waterslide.”   “There was, uh, a miscommunication, uhm, between the Army Corps of...