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Daily Dingo: Satire News
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Daily Dingo: Satire News

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12 Feb 2021 1 minute read 0 comments SocraticDingo

Hello friends   Exciting news! I'm going to be a contributing satire news writer for The Porcupine Report. I thank you for your readership. Your attention helped me achieve this writing spot, and it has also helped me become a better writer. I've got...

Struggling pangolin can’t find work during pandemic

10 Feb 2021 1 minute read 0 comments SocraticDingo

NEW YORK — 2020 started out great for Peter the Chinese pangolin, who used to work in the Wild Asia Monorail exhibit at the Bronx Zoo. Now, Peter’s struggling to make ends meet since he was laid off.    “It all happened so fast, I had no time to...

“I’ll get my own damn coffee, fucking Commie,” screams indignant Boomer

9 Feb 2021 1 minute read 4 comments SocraticDingo

Keats screaming at Starbucks barista     PORTLAND — A fight broke out in a local Starbucks when a young man, who wishes to remain anonymous, told the barista he’d cover the next customer’s order. Little did this good Samaritan...

Satire | Kamala "Top Cop" Harris caught red-handed, planted drugs in Mitch McConnell's Desk

8 Feb 2021 1 minute read 0 comments SocraticDingo

Kamala Harris laughing as she arrests a child WASHINGTON — Vice President Kamala Harris was caught placing drugs in Senate Minority Leader Mitch McConnell’s (R., KY) desk.   Harris’ motives are unknown, although McConnell has been...

Satire | D'Amelio sisters, Addison Rae, and more influencers sue Boston Dynamics over robot dogs

5 Feb 2021 1 minute read 0 comments SocraticDingo

Addison Rae (left) Boston Dynamics robot dog (right) NEW YORK — Charli and Dixie D'Amelio, Addison Rae, Jannat Zubair Rahmani, and other prominent TikTok influencers filed a class-action lawsuit against Boston Dynamics. The complaint sta...

Satire | Jeff Bezos leaves Amazon to becomes Lex Bezos

4 Feb 2021 1 minute read 0 comments SocraticDingo

Comparison between Lex Luthor (left) and Jeff Bezos (right) WASHINGTON — Jeff Bezos announced today that he will step down from his CEO role at Amazon, Inc. Instead, he will use his considerable wealth to build a massive skyscraper and le...

Satire | President Biden caught making out with newborn granddaughter

3 Feb 2021 1 minute read 0 comments SocraticDingo

President Biden whispering sweet-nothings to uninterested baby   WASHINGTON — President Joe Biden was caught locking lips with his newborn granddaughter at Holy Cross Health. His daughter, Ashley Biden, gave birth to her newborn daughter thi...

Satire | DEA raids Fauci’s home, find $300M stash of vitamins, antihistamines, ventillators, and masks

2 Feb 2021 2 minute read 4 comments SocraticDingo

DEA agent carrying a box of evidence from Dr. Fauci's home after the raid   WASHINGTON — Late Monday evening, DEA agents raided chief medical advisor Dr. Fauci’s Northwest Washington home under a warrant to seize tons of stockpiled vitamin D, zi...

New Disney film stars Uyghur Muslim girl who advocates for Chinese Communist Party

1 Feb 2021 2 minute read 3 comments SocraticDingo

Image of Arzu posing. Photo from Global Times China HONG KONG — Disney’s newest animated film, The Heroine of China, centers on Arzu, a fourteen-year-old girl who renounces her faith in Islam while at a reeducation at a camp in Xinji...

Wall Streeters succumb to stonks, Robinhood sells out

29 Jan 2021 2 minute read 0 comments SocraticDingo

Photo of Wall Street burning   NEW YORK — The morale on Wall Street is dropping precipitously as thousands of stockbrokers, traders, and other finance sector employees fell prey to Redditors. The subreddit r/WallStreetBet...