News with more bite than bark
18 Jan 2021 1 minute read 0 comments SocraticDingo
WASHINGTON — President-elect Joe Biden, to support black communities, will hold his presidential inauguration in Nairobi, Kenya. The announcement came from Joe Biden’s Twitter account this morning. “Joe is embracing his roots. We all come from the...
17 Jan 2021 1 minute read 1 comment SocraticDingo
LANGLEY — The CIA’s public relations department turns to the public for its next coup. A poll, which will last until 11:59 PM on January 30th., will allow adults with state-issued identification, such as a driver’s license or passport, to write-in t...
16 Jan 2021 1 minute read 0 comments SocraticDingo
LONDON — Moderna, which is now distributing its SARS-COV-2 vaccine, will demonstrate the new coronavirus vaccine on Julian Assange between questioning and waterboarding at the London Court. Julian Assange faces trial for extradition to the United St...
13 Mar 2020 1 minute read 4 comments SocraticDingo
Coronavirus is projected to affect many industries—such as transit, entertainment, and cannabis. SARS-CoV-2, known colloquially as coronavirus, is the pathogen that causes COVID-19. Coronavirus transmits through respiration, which presents a major pr...
