News with more bite than bark
1 Feb 2021 2 minute read 3 comments SocraticDingo
Image of Arzu posing. Photo from Global Times China HONG KONG — Disney’s newest animated film, The Heroine of China, centers on Arzu, a fourteen-year-old girl who renounces her faith in Islam while at a reeducation at a camp in Xinji...
29 Jan 2021 2 minute read 0 comments SocraticDingo
Photo of Wall Street burning NEW YORK — The morale on Wall Street is dropping precipitously as thousands of stockbrokers, traders, and other finance sector employees fell prey to Redditors. The subreddit r/WallStreetBet...
28 Jan 2021 1 minute read 2 comments SocraticDingo
Photo of Bernie Sanders modeling for The Salvation Army. Photo from The Week NEW YORK — Bernie Sanders (I, VT) is now The Salvation Army’s newest fashion model. Mr. Sanders saw the opportunity as a great way to drive donations. “Honestly—and I...
27 Jan 2021 1 minute read 0 comments SocraticDingo
Photo of Gurudongmar Lake, Sikkim India by Tanmay Jain BEIJING — India and China will use nonlethal paintballs instead of live ammunition to settle an ongoing feud over land, announced Zhao Lijian, a spokesman for the Chinese Foreign M...
26 Jan 2021 1 minute read 0 comments SocraticDingo
Blow dart syringes. Photo taken from Dan-inject.com D.C — Dr. Fauci is working with the CDC on a program to administer blow-dart syringes with doses of the Moderna and Pfizer vaccines, he announced at a White House press briefing. ...
25 Jan 2021 1 minute read 2 comments SocraticDingo
National Guardsmen wondering where they will sleep tonight. Photo by Ian Hutchinson WASHINGTON — President Joe Biden signed an executive order to allocate funds for luxury sleeping bags, pillows, and snacks to throw what President Biden claims will...
22 Jan 2021 1 minute read 0 comments SocraticDingo
Photo of Mayor Max taken from his official website: Mayormax.com SAN DIEGO — The Dingo is the first publication to announce that the mayor of Idyllwild, CA, Maximus Mighty-Dog Mueller II, known as Mayor Max, will literally and figurativel...
21 Jan 2021 2 minute read 5 comments SocraticDingo
From right to left: Jubilee Sun and Morning Lotus lying on the floor BOSTON — Meet Emily “Morning Lotus” Banner, a twenty-three-year-old psychic from Amherst, Massachusetts. Banner says she’s felt connected to the planet’s ley lines and rec...
21 Jan 2021 1 minute read 0 comments SocraticDingo
Joe Biden swearing in as the 46th. President of the United States. Photo by Saul Loeb/Pool Photo via AP D.C — At the Presidential Mall, where a scattered and comparatively small crowd of socially distanced onlookers watched Joe Biden deliver his ina...
19 Jan 2021 1 minute read 0 comments SocraticDingo
NEW YORK — Former President Donald Trump will pardon Ayman al-Zawahiri, leader of the attacks on the Twin Towers on September 11th, 2001 according to sources familiar with the outgoing administration. Trump, a long-time supporter of Saudi royalty...
