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FT Crypto watch July 18th

18 Jul 2022 6 minute read 6 comments Dave Sawyer $0.92

Crypto people, we love you.  Y'all make the world a better place with every breath.  The blockchain love we all spread around the omniscient, ever-vigilant crowdsourced Publish0x is a rising tide for all boats that want to take the crypto  journey to...

FT WEEKEND crypto watch July 17th

18 Jul 2022 11 minute read 5 comments Dave Sawyer $1.01

Crypto people we love you.  We want to send y'all stuff in the mail to bring you joy.    If believers in the northern hemisphere, we hope y'all are mimeing photosynthesis and loving it!!   God bless each and every one of us for keeping the faith that...

FT Crypto watch July 15th

16 Jul 2022 6 minute read 7 comments Dave Sawyer $1.14

Hey Cryptofolks are ya feeling the love?  Cause we love you.  We think you are the schwoopiest, baby!  We love every little thing about ya!  The most important thing y'alls parents ever did was having you.  Thank you for joining the cause here on the...

FT Crypto Watch July 14th

14 Jul 2022 8 minute read 10 comments Dave Sawyer $1.34

Dear crypto folks:  we love you.  We hope your day goes perfectly and everyone around you recognizes how great you are.  Yet we also hope y'all strive mightily and produce everything you can, to know the joys that can only be hard won.  Like the joys...

Ft Crypto Counterpoint - July 13th. VERY slim. FT finally loves crypto in Argentinia! Temasek stays w/ FTX. NO crypto in FT gaming?? No NFT royalties even in the letter section.

13 Jul 2022 3 minute read 12 comments Dave Sawyer $0.55

Ciphercoiners we love you.  We miss y'all, think of you all the time, and only want what's best for you & yours.  And we are flying high with jubilance every time we meet here on the world-changing Publish0x. Look after yourselves for us plz!!! The...

FT Crypto Gazette Monday, July 12th! short and sweet. Tail Wind praise redux, fun with bankruptcy courts, Voyager makes a BIG funny but the FDIC ain't laughing

12 Jul 2022 4 minute read 7 comments Dave Sawyer $0.60

Hey Cryptofans, we just love you.  All the time, even when y'all snore.  Y'all are a joy and a wonder, Jesus's favorite critters of beauty for ever and ever.  Thank you for joining us all, united on the stunningly sweet, magically delicious  Publish0...

Ox exclusive -FT crypto counterpoint July 11th. Wirecard Tradfi Fraud uber alles! Esma banhammer swinging slowly & kinda silly. Turks still loving BTC. Letters to the Editor - DAVID CROOK SAVES THE WORLD YAY!!! YAY!!

11 Jul 2022 7 minute read 0 comments Dave Sawyer $1.08

Crypto people you know we can't help ourselves, we love you. Sugarpie honeybunch.  you know what it means to me!! The flame burning in our heart, tearing it ALLLL apart.  With love for y'all and the mighty mighty Publish0x.   Day seven of the FT Nex...

FT Crypto GAZETTE Weekend! July 9th. Sammy Fried loves brokers like grapes!! NFTs for artists. Plz no say phygital. Once & future BTC

10 Jul 2022 7 minute read 7 comments Dave Sawyer $1.40

  God bless each & every one of y'alls cryptophile selves. We LOVE you.   Schmaltz with us girls n boys for a precious second! It's all about love.  Even y'all atheists, if ya wanna help people in the street, then y'all are surfing in the warm froth...

Breaking NEWS - Nexo secretly rules the world, but the FT won't tell you!! Argentine Peso Breaks Tether's peg - TO THE UPSIDE! Vauld gonna be aiight, thanks Antoni! Big news the FT will never tell ya

9 Jul 2022 3 minute read 7 comments Dave Sawyer $1.03

Crypto people we love y'all.  Just by being here with us all on the heaven sent Publish0x, y'all are lifting the fate of humanity & money on a new path. In the words of the Chainsmokers thank y'all and take care of yourselves, it's a marathon not a...

FT Crypto GAZETTE!! Friday, July 8th. US asks Godzilla to flatten Urkutsk BTC!! Ark grows 15% W/ CRYPTO! BlockFi correction came home halfway. Crypto in luxury watches!!!

8 Jul 2022 7 minute read 7 comments Dave Sawyer $0.64

Cryptonauts, Whitney sang it beautifully, Dolly wrote it amazingly before her - we love you!! Even if the FT sends a "cease and desist" letter today and we die of a heart attack while laughing, we will STILL love y'all.  We will haunt y'all with cryp...