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FT Crypto Gazette July 7th! Meta loves classy, upright blockchain!! UK loves mutualcoins!! Bye Voyager, Hello Rammstein plus the big death of Web3 & blockchain NOT

8 Jul 2022 8 minute read 2 comments Dave Sawyer $0.47

Crypto fans, in the words of early Stones, we love you !! And dear readers know we adore the everlovin Publish0x!   Busy day today in Financial Times crypto prop, let's roll! Hmm, Boris finally out, sterling will have a dead cat bounce, entrenched in...

Testify for Publish0x Love - thanks for 600 followers! WARNING _ VERY LITTLE CRYPTO. We ARE a flea on the arse of the big dawg FT!! Research mosh pit action! Bellowing into the wind, crazed love in Cowtown

7 Jul 2022 4 minute read 8 comments Dave Sawyer $0.84

Cybercoin lovers, we love y'all.   Like Beyonce says, "looking so crazy in love."   There's a fine tradition on Publish0x, and dear readers know we wanna support it - from Panda to Paul, everyone comes on to testify for love to the miraculous, astoun...

FT watch July 6th! Spike Lee, Snoop, Foxx and Jay-Z LOVE CRYPTO!!! but the FT says Raciss! Plus Propaganda straight from the central bank's bank- the BIS!

6 Jul 2022 8 minute read 5 comments Dave Sawyer $0.83

Hey crypto gang - lovin you is easy cause yer beautiful!! Thinking of y'all, and the ever climbing Publish0x, makes the minutes whip by!  Thanks for joining in as we keep a close eye on the spin (at best) passing as crypto news from the world's great...

FT watchdogging! Tuesday July 5th, FT lies about BlockFi locking AND about Vauld interest rates!! Turkey loves BTC!! Paper bitcoin marches on. Japan secretly loves BTC!!!

5 Jul 2022 6 minute read 4 comments Dave Sawyer $0.61

Crypto folks, in the words of the Pipettes, "I love you and I love you and I will love you!"  Brothers and sisters of the blockchain, we love the earth y'all walk on, and we love the bones of the strapping Publish0x we hang out with y'all on!  Hope w...

FT Cryptowatch July 4th. Scooby, find BTC & ETH!?! Graph Day keeps the faith in San Fran. Pepper Pots/Holly Holliday/Cash App gives out 500k of sweeeet BTC!!! (Old news new to us)

4 Jul 2022 8 minute read 2 comments Dave Sawyer $0.50

Cryptofans we love you!  May our cypherpunk selves join together today in love on the powerhouse that is the boss Publish0x!!  Please remember to re-enact revolution today for the Fourth!! Good practice for the crypto revolution.  Check local regs, f...

Watching the watchdogs! FT Crypto Weekend July 3rd. Solicitor General joins Greyscale YAY!! Wild west EU is over? "Cloudmoney"misses. CryptoUK is pro CBDC??

3 Jul 2022 6 minute read 1 comment Dave Sawyer $0.93

Satoshi stackers, we love ya!! Be kind to yourselves, and all of yours.  Turn to the tremendous Publish0x and recognize all the fiat free familial love going on! Let's mine the proof of work humor watching the supposed watchers of the watchdogs at th...

Financial Times Cryptowatch July 1st! the mouse turns - Grayscale sues the SEC!! Sing grills Broken Arrows! Crypto contagion will not crash the world -duh gee thanx FT!!!

1 Jul 2022 4 minute read 6 comments Dave Sawyer $0.27

Cryptolovers we do love you, day & night, we are losing sleep over y'all!  Practice intense self care for us, get to bed by three please y'all sweetie cuties!! Crypto people, please never die, just multiply!! Let's rally round the flag of the ecstati...

Financial Times Crypto June 30th - Lex hates, Mbappe drops NFTs under FT hate, huge Craig Wright dog not barking but FT takes Craig's money for ads !!!

30 Jun 2022 4 minute read 3 comments Dave Sawyer $0.35

Crypto rockers, we love you!  Cue the French national anthem and join us aboard the magical Publish0x for a new summer of love!  If we have to fight through the winter first, just means we'll have time together to listen to Lennon AND Marley's One Lo...

Financial Times Crypto June 29th - radio silence!! the dogs that didn't bark redux, plus hate for the FT's biased "market data"

29 Jun 2022 4 minute read 6 comments Dave Sawyer $0.32

Blockchain babies, we adore you!  Cypherpunkers, we carry a torch for ya that will never go out!! Cryptocoiners, we love you!!  And together we adulate the "strong like ox" Publish0x for bringing us together!  The opposite of the FT's feelings for cr...

FInancial Times Crypto June 28th. Macron loves CZ, whilst France whinges!! Crypto bonds are boring too! AND THE B_TCH IS BACK BABY!!! YAYY!!!!!

28 Jun 2022 3 minute read 3 comments Dave Sawyer $0.29

Crypto animals, we just LOVE you!  Most enlightened blockchain believers,  our amorousness for your zealous ideals knows no bounds.  A letter (or a tip!!) from y'all is proof that we live in a wondrous new world.  And we all love joining together as...