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FT crypto watch!!! Sept 9th, baby!!!

9 Sep 2022 6 minute read 7 comments Dave Sawyer $1.08

Crypto people, we are serious, we love you.  We got it bad for you, can't help but carry that torch.   Our drink bubbles up when you walk by.  Your every click on the Jorge Luis Borge infinite library that is the Publish0x lifts humanity to the stars...

FT watch sept 8

8 Sep 2022 1 minute read 3 comments Dave Sawyer $0.77

Dear cypherpunks - we love you where ever you are!!  Thanks for just drawing breath!! It's great to meet here on the the irresistible powerhouse of the Publish0x.   Lifting the crypto fabric of the FT one post at a time!!  Crypto that doesn't say cry...

FT crypto watch Sept 7

7 Sep 2022 5 minute read 9 comments Dave Sawyer $0.80

Cryptokin, we love you!  Cryptonauts, we ARE your Huckleberry, baby!! We are so proud of you.  We just love you and are so happy with how far we've made it.  Even if the whole thing blows tomorrow, which it won't.  The much happier future thanks you...

FT crypto watch Sept 6!!!

6 Sep 2022 5 minute read 6 comments Dave Sawyer $0.82

Crypto people, we love you!!  Thanking  the universe for meeting y'all here!!!  As we hitch our wagon to a star, the Alpha Centauri that is the bright and burning star of the Publish0x.    Love for distributed intelligence!!  And love for crypto in t...

FT crypto watch Sept 5th

6 Sep 2022 6 minute read 2 comments Dave Sawyer $0.17

Crypto people we love you, hope y'alls Monday is as good as possible!  Mikey Bloomberg was famous for not liking Sundays, couldn't wait to get back to work.  On the other hand Mikey Long, a random co- worker in market data long ago,  started throwing...

Binance is North American, $(*$&(#*&!!!!

5 Sep 2022 3 minute read 9 comments Dave Sawyer $0.86

Hey Cryptofans we love ya!   A recent article on the mighty Publish0x from our thoughtful pal Yugocean got us to read CZ's Binance blog this month. Here's Yugocean's article:     https://www.publish0x.com/crypto-champion/the-binance-controversy-xrggp...

Funniest Crypto week Sept. 4

4 Sep 2022 5 minute read 8 comments Dave Sawyer $1.01

HEY Y'all crypto people, we love you !!  Bless your hearts on a Sunday - what's our old fever dream - even an atheist owes reverence to evolution.  Or engineering or microbiology, fractals, quasars, quantum physics, something!!!  Thank you for your h...

Just wanna testify what your love has done yeaaaaaaaaeeeeeeehhh boyeeeeeee

3 Sep 2022 2 minute read 5 comments Dave Sawyer $0.49

  We wanted to join the parade (late registration) of the hallowed tradition of testifying love for lovely followers and sweet, sweet tippers. Because we love you, we just listened to all the I Wanna Testify versions. This one is THE BEST.  A cover,...

FT Crypto watch Sept 2

2 Sep 2022 5 minute read 7 comments Dave Sawyer $0.70

Cryptofolk, we love you.  Thanks for opening these love letters every day on the endless cascade of uplifting crypto thoughts that is the stalwart Publish0x.   Mind yourself, we need your help.  Every click testifies to the hope of a world above, not...

FT crypto watch Sept 1st

1 Sep 2022 6 minute read 5 comments Dave Sawyer $0.91

Cryptokinfolk, we love you!  Didja sleep well?? Have a great day?  we hope so.  Thanks for the part where y'all come here to change the future.  Thank you for taking time out of your busy day to help in  creating a world above fiat, on the metaphysic...