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FT crypto watch Sept 12th

12 Sep 2022 8 minute read 7 comments Dave Sawyer

Blockchain believers, we adore you!  We love y'all for lighting the way to better money for mankind. Separate church, state, and money!! Monday all over, which means the Morningstar index in the FT can't be arsed to print any crypto prices!  Dear rea...

G.R.C.(L.). Rule #1 - Welcome To The Jungle

11 Sep 2022 1 minute read 2 comments zio-p

Dear mortals, let me present myself. I'm the Old Man Bitcoin. Yes, I'm the beautiful guy in the image. I'm the older and best Cryptocurrency so I'm the fittest to give you the Golden Rules on how to manage crypto (and, in addition, your whole life)....

Funniest crypto week of Sept. 11th!!!

11 Sep 2022 3 minute read 3 comments Dave Sawyer

Cryptofans, we love you!!  Thank you for every electron flying around our precious time together here on the pumping, throbbing Publish0x!!! It's Sunday, let's look back and laugh at the week!!  The death cannons were fun!!  Massive crypto funnies ev...

FT crypto watch Sept 10th

10 Sep 2022 4 minute read 6 comments Dave Sawyer

Crypto people, we love you.  To us, y'all are like the perfect snack food - ya know, the one where they got the chemicals just right?  Thank you for helping us all climb higher here at the towering Publish0x.  Changing the fabric of crypto in the FT...

FT crypto watch!!! Sept 9th, baby!!!

9 Sep 2022 6 minute read 7 comments Dave Sawyer

Crypto people, we are serious, we love you.  We got it bad for you, can't help but carry that torch.   Our drink bubbles up when you walk by.  Your every click on the Jorge Luis Borge infinite library that is the Publish0x lifts humanity to the stars...

FT watch sept 8

8 Sep 2022 1 minute read 3 comments Dave Sawyer

Dear cypherpunks - we love you where ever you are!!  Thanks for just drawing breath!! It's great to meet here on the the irresistible powerhouse of the Publish0x.   Lifting the crypto fabric of the FT one post at a time!!  Crypto that doesn't say cry...

FT crypto watch Sept 7

7 Sep 2022 5 minute read 9 comments Dave Sawyer

Cryptokin, we love you!  Cryptonauts, we ARE your Huckleberry, baby!! We are so proud of you.  We just love you and are so happy with how far we've made it.  Even if the whole thing blows tomorrow, which it won't.  The much happier future thanks you...

FT crypto watch Sept 6!!!

6 Sep 2022 5 minute read 6 comments Dave Sawyer

Crypto people, we love you!!  Thanking  the universe for meeting y'all here!!!  As we hitch our wagon to a star, the Alpha Centauri that is the bright and burning star of the Publish0x.    Love for distributed intelligence!!  And love for crypto in t...

FT crypto watch Sept 5th

6 Sep 2022 6 minute read 2 comments Dave Sawyer

Crypto people we love you, hope y'alls Monday is as good as possible!  Mikey Bloomberg was famous for not liking Sundays, couldn't wait to get back to work.  On the other hand Mikey Long, a random co- worker in market data long ago,  started throwing...

Binance is North American, $(*$&(#*&!!!!

5 Sep 2022 3 minute read 9 comments Dave Sawyer

Hey Cryptofans we love ya!   A recent article on the mighty Publish0x from our thoughtful pal Yugocean got us to read CZ's Binance blog this month. Here's Yugocean's article:     https://www.publish0x.com/crypto-champion/the-binance-controversy-xrggp...