Bienvenidos mis ositos, tu siempre eres mis queridos! (Welcome back little bears you are always my dears!)
Never underestimate the power of the pu$$y, one hair off of that thing will drag a freight train up a three mile grade.
-Whistler Blade II
Publish0x Troll: Hi Granny! Oh look you brought your friends from the retirement home over for a bridge game! Have you seen Panda?
Granny: He’s…preoccupied
Publish0x Troll:!?!
Panda: <emerges from underneath the table> GASPS
Publish0x Troll: What are you doing down there! Why do you have all that slobber on your face?
Old lady 2: Those are love juices…
Publish0x Troll: What are you doing Panda ?!?
Panda: Well, I’m a cunning linguist performing cunnilingus on a gaggle of ghastly granny gangbang,,,
Old lady 3: We don’t pay you to talk dear, get back down there and keep munching that carpet…
Panda: Yes ma’am
Granny: We had a deal when the crypto markets goes down YOU go down!
Publish0x Troll: But he’s just a dumb fat Panda! This is inhumane!
Old lady 4: It’s either you or the Panda
Granny: MOOOANS
Publish0x Troll: Well, see you later Panda
Dear readers this is what happens when you don’t manage your portfolio properly. You find yourself in compromising positions just to put food on the table.
When you get too greedy and hope for more profits start to evaporate.
The crypto markets and markets in general look like they’re taking a breather. There was also a recent fiasco with the Arbitrum Foundation to go along with the usual crypto FUD.
Has the community overreacted? I suppose it will take time to sort it all out.
It’s times like this where I wish I had a pet again. They supposedly keep people calm.
Growing up I had the pleasure of having a turtle and even puppies.
I’ve always preferred puppies over kitties.
No offense to cat lovers but pussies can be mean.
I was visiting a friend recently and her cat was the cutest yet nastiest I’ve ever met.
She kept swatting me and tried to steal my food at every opportunity!
Who needs that headache?
Pussycats can be jerks!
Now imagine the human versions…
Now I need to be careful in how I approach expressing my opinion for fear of alienating my lady audience.
The crypto industry needs to attract more ladies to the space and more accessible to the masses in general. Based on real life experience, it’s still mostly a sausage fest.
In general there are only a few ladies that I find credible, and experienced in the crypto industry like Crypto Tips, and Lyn Alden’s analytical commentary.
This creates an opening for scammers to impersonate a lovely lady to swindle horny grungy guys.
This may be anecdotal but when I see an unusually attractive woman that is in the space, mental red flags go off.
I’ve noticed an increase recently in weird Twitter accounts and Youtube commenters (scammers) that use a pretty girl as a profile pic or has a feminine name.
Beware of crypto catfishing!
They might be an imposter looking to trick you or shill some crap project.
As if we don’t have enough problems in the crypto industry.
At some point the crypto industry will evolve past being just the domain of dumpy folks.
There will be a time when we will all be charismatic, good looking, smooth talking and rich!
But until then we will need to think with our heads (the ones on our necks).
Obviously none of this is formal financial or tax advice. You need to find qualified professionals in your jurisdiction.
Be sharp, stay hungry let’s get that money!
