Bienvenidos mis ositos, tu siempre eres mis queridos! (Welcome back little bears you are always my dears!)
Publish0x Troll: Hey Panda, is today’s blog post about one of your kinky habits?
Panda: NO! It’s metaphorical, don’t take everything so literally!
Publish0x Troll: Then why do you look so tired?!?
Panda: I just gave your Mom a facial…
Publish0x Troll: What?!?
Panda: Why are you so angry! Look at your Mom’s facial!
Publish0x Troll: Oh, well why are your hands so dirty?
Panda: I gave your Grandma a creampie earlier this afternoon!
Granny: It was VERY good.
Publish0x Troll:!?!
Panda: What’s wrong with you? I gave her one of these:
Publish0x Troll: Harumph, well where are you going now?
Panda: I’m going to give your sister a nice ream…
Publish0x Troll: You stinkin’ panda!!!
Panda: Why do you always think the worst of me!?! Her printer is empty and she asked me for help!
Publish0x Troll: You don’t have a good track record with “helping” my family you know…
Despite my best intentions, ol’ Panda can’t win.
The markets go up: You stinkin’ Panda, you should’ve told me to buy some when it was down!!!
The markets go down: You stinkin’ Panda, I never should’ve listened to you!!!
Now I was hoping for Bitcoin to spike to the $35,000 level but maybe the whales need to rest.
It’s not unusual for markets to consolidate around a nice round number. Maybe prices will flop around the $30,000 before making another sprint higher.
But don’t let your guard down especially when it comes to your money.
Crypto has a funny way of luring you into a false sense of security.
You see prices rise slowly and you let your guard down.
Then WHAM a pair of pointy high heels meets your twig and berries.
As you double over in pain, the crypto’ markets apologizes and says I’m sorry it shouldn’t happen again!
As you think to yourself “shouldn’t?!?” the other foot gets lodged into the baby making region.
Is it any wonder male fertility rates have plummeted globally?
Terra, 3AC, DCG, FTX, Celsius, Gemini, and even USDC have been dragged through the mud.
Crypto might not be safe but banks aren’t that safe either!
Then you have the “normal” crypto scumbaggery like the Euler Finance exploit. At least they got their money back. But the same can’t be said for everyone.
I’m still waiting to get back to BREAKEVEN on some of my crypto bags!.
It’s bad enough that you have crypto maxipads kicking each other in the groin on social media.
Then you have the government stomping on the crypto family jewels.
It’s nutcracking season out here!
Who knows where the next kick is going to come from?
P.S. This is what I warned you about in my last post:
The thirst is real…
In case this tweet is deleted:
Obviously none of this is formal financial or tax advice. You need to find qualified professionals in your jurisdiction.
Be sharp, stay hungry let’s get that money!
