Bienvenidos mis ositos, tu siempre eres mis queridos! (Welcome back little bears you are always my dears!)
Here’s a pic of Troll’s Granny to start off this post just because…
Publsh0x Troll: Why are you posting inappropriate photos of my Granny you stinkin’ Panda?!? You already posted a sleazy clickbait thumbnail…
Panda: If you got it flaunt it!
Troll’s Granny: I agree! Besides these are pretty tame…
Publsh0x Troll: There’s even smuttier ones?!?
Troll’s Granny: You should see the ones where I put my ankles behind my ears…
Publsh0x Troll and Panda: AAGH!
Time to rise and shine frens!
Publsh0x will be making the switch to the Optimism network!
Optimism Layer 2 offers lower transaction costs. No more worrying about gas spikes!
It’s a win – win situation for everyone.
Publish0x saves on gas sending fees .
Writers feel more incentivized to write better and more frequent posts.
Think about all the future smutty content I’ll write about in the future!
No offense to AMPL/SPOT lovers but those token tips were not that exciting for this fat panda.
BUT with this upcoming tip change by our Publish0x frens we will get OP and ETH!
I gotta’ do whatever it takes to scoop up as much OP and ETH during this downdraft.
This time next year the crypto markets might be in a monstrous bull market!
I’ll write about anything and everything!
I ain’t got time for decorum and morality!
I salivate at the future price of $ETH and $OP.
This move also helps practical ETH layer 2 adoption.
I hope BAT and (blech) PRE tokens can follow a similar path. The Brave browser and the Presearch search engine are still stuck on Layer 1 for now.
I hope to write enough good posts so that my wonderful readers can leave me nice tips!
This way I can afford nice snacks like this:
The quality of the blog posts here have been meh lately (including my own). With better tip tokens we could see fresh writers with new ideas and topics.
No more of these low effort posts about meme coins, religious weirdos, and outright scams.
I’m looking forward to reading some great content in the future maybe even from you dear reader!
Obviously none of this is formal financial or tax advice. You need to find qualified professionals in your jurisdiction.
Be sharp, stay hungry let’s get that money!
