Bienvenidos mis ositos, tu siempre eres mis queridos! (Welcome back little bears you are always my dears!)
Panda: Wow Troll’s Granny has been working out while I was on vacation
Panda: What a Granny Glowup! Now I actually want to pay my rent with my you know
Troll’s Granny: Not so fast! Cash only!
Panda: But you used to accept sexual favors for my rent payment!
Troll’s Granny: Well now I can have any man I want! Why would I want a tubby with a chubby?
Publsh0x Troll: Ha ha Panda got blacklisted and blueballed!
Panda: What am I supposed to do now?!?
Troll’s Granny: You can start by cleaning the gutters and the toilets. I’m not running a charity you know!
Panda: No I mean this meat pole!
Publsh0x Troll: Watch where you point that thing. You could poke someone’s eye out!
Panda: It’s not my fault your Granny doesn’t want to give me some relief!
Troll’s Granny: You couldn’t handle me at my worst you don’t deserve me at my best.
Panda: She put on football pads and started cockblocking!
Troll’s Granny: That reminds me, did I ever tell you the story about how I once entertained the local football team including the waterboy?
Panda & Publsh0x Troll: Aaagh?!?
Why did this post start out so dirty?
Some of my readers are fans of the gray grippy, and the silver snatch!
She got some work done and got her hair dyed! She’s on the prowl again!
And why is the thumbnail a filthy comic based on a filthy meme?!?
Some of readers are depressed with the crypto slump and need some cheering up.
It also illustrates a good point.
Sometimes there really is too much of a good thing.
Crypto suffers from too many copycat projects.
Expectations were too high in the crypto markets.
Look at what happened to $PEPE. Classic rugpull 101.
Earlier this year people were bragging about their girthy gains. Now their portfolio looks like a shriveled peepee.
When you have too much of a good thing eventually you get too tired and then the “good” thing becomes standard.
Look at the Bitcoin pump when Blackrock announced their filing for a Bitcoin spot ETF. Then everyone and their Grandma started filing for a Bitcoin spot ETF.
The price support held at $30K for awhile. Now look at it.
Remember when LST (liquid staking tokens were hot for a minute?
Solana came out with a phone not too long ago. Then guess what happened?
What a shock, an ETH phone preorder gets announced!
What’s next a DOGE tablet?
Maybe I shouldn’t give these guys any more crazy ideas.
Don’t get distracted by these scammy, scummy projects. I’ve been consolidating my crypto holdings into mostly Bitcoin and Ethereum.
I won’t touch any speculative stuff until I have a decent profit on Bitcoin and Ethereum.
Remember frens, quality over quantity. Put that money back in your wallet!
Obviously none of this is formal financial or tax advice. You need to find qualified professionals in your jurisdiction.
Be sharp, stay hungry let’s get that money!
