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14 Jun 2025 2 minute read 0 comments Crypto Goblin
It was a Tuesday.The charts were bleeding.My bags were heavy.So I did what any rational degen would do: I lit a candle, grabbed a Ouija board, and tried to contact Satoshi Nakamoto. You may call it desperate.I call it decentralized spiritualism. The...
13 Jun 2025 3 minute read 0 comments Crypto Goblin
We were somewhere around Arbitrum when the gas began to take hold. My MetaMask blinked.The charts screamed.The lizard I’d been arguing with about liquidity pools was gone, replaced by a DAO vote titled "Activate Quantum Fork?"I clicked yes. I always...
12 Jun 2025 3 minute read 0 comments Crypto Goblin
Some stories begin with Bitcoin.This one begins with Harold.Harold is a pig. A real pig. Pink. Snorty. 300 lbs of bacon-backed wisdom. He also mines privacy coins in a shed behind the barn.And he’s the only one in the county who survived the Great Bo...
10 Jun 2025 2 minute read 0 comments Crypto Goblin
They told me to stake my tokens. “It’s safe,” they said.“Passive income,” they whispered.So I clicked “Stake” on a site with a name that looked like someone smashed their keyboard during a seance—XthulhuFi—and boom. Transaction confirmed.Gas fee paid...
12 Apr 2025 3 minute read 0 comments Greenchic
Created using Microsoft Designer Image Generator and Canva From Mintymile to Witty_Wing: A Tariff-Induced Evolution Created using Canva Today's author is a fork of Mintymile - Witty_wing! Just like crypto Blockchains have forks, today Mintymi...
11 Mar 2025 1 minute read 0 comments FabulousBro
Every week I present a new book, that falls into the category #RandomThingsTuesday The next book of this series is the one with the lovely title: "The Field Guide to Dumb Birds of North America" 😱 Finally I discovered a bird book for the rest of us...
4 Mar 2025 1 minute read 0 comments FabulousBro
Every week I present a new book, that is in my opinion crap that somebody has published... Whereas this week it is not a real crap book, but instead really interesting. Still the title is just hilarious, thats why I had to mention it under the hastag...
12 Feb 2025 1 minute read 0 comments FabulousBro
Every week I present a new book, that is in my opinion crap that somebody has published... The event runs under the hastags 🙈 #RandomThingsTuesday #CrapGotPublished The next book of this series is the one with the lovely title: "Extreme Ironing" 😱...
21 Jan 2025 1 minute read 0 comments ahras
1. Mt. Gox: The Original Catastrophe Once upon a time, Mt. Gox was responsible for 70% of all Bitcoin transactions. Then, out of nowhere, 850,000 Bitcoin vanished. They claimed it was a hack. But here’s the kicker: their security was so poor, it migh...
10 Dec 2024 1 minute read 0 comments FabulousBro
Every week I present a new book, that is in my opinion crap that somebody has published... The event runs under the hastags 🙈 #RandomThingsTuesday #CrapGotPublished The next book of this series is the one with the lovely title: "Castration The Advan...
