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Summoning Satoshi: My Attempt to Contact the Blockchain Beyond with a Ouija Board (Crypto Satire)

14 Jun 2025 2 minute read 0 comments Crypto Goblin $0.11

It was a Tuesday.The charts were bleeding.My bags were heavy.So I did what any rational degen would do: I lit a candle, grabbed a Ouija board, and tried to contact Satoshi Nakamoto. You may call it desperate.I call it decentralized spiritualism. The...

Fear and Loathing in Cryptospace: A Trip Through the Decentralized Abyss (Crypto Satire)

13 Jun 2025 3 minute read 0 comments Crypto Goblin $0.09

We were somewhere around Arbitrum when the gas began to take hold. My MetaMask blinked.The charts screamed.The lizard I’d been arguing with about liquidity pools was gone, replaced by a DAO vote titled "Activate Quantum Fork?"I clicked yes. I always...

Harold the Pig, Cattle Mutilation, and the Blockchain That Knows Too Much (Crypto Satire)

12 Jun 2025 3 minute read 0 comments Crypto Goblin $0.01

Some stories begin with Bitcoin.This one begins with Harold.Harold is a pig. A real pig. Pink. Snorty. 300 lbs of bacon-backed wisdom. He also mines privacy coins in a shed behind the barn.And he’s the only one in the county who survived the Great Bo...

I Staked My Coins in the Shadow Realm and All I Got Was This Eternal Yield (Crypto Satire)

10 Jun 2025 2 minute read 0 comments Crypto Goblin $0.07

They told me to stake my tokens. “It’s safe,” they said.“Passive income,” they whispered.So I clicked “Stake” on a site with a name that looked like someone smashed their keyboard during a seance—XthulhuFi—and boom. Transaction confirmed.Gas fee paid...

Trump's Tariff Pause: The Emergency Brake That Saved the US Economy?

12 Apr 2025 3 minute read 0 comments Greenchic $0.24

  Created using Microsoft Designer Image Generator and Canva  From Mintymile to Witty_Wing: A Tariff-Induced Evolution Created using Canva   Today's author is a fork of Mintymile - Witty_wing! Just like crypto Blockchains have forks, today Mintymi...

#CrapGotPublished - The Field Guide to Dumb Birds of North America

11 Mar 2025 1 minute read 0 comments FabulousBro $0.07

Every week I present a new book, that falls into the category #RandomThingsTuesday The next book of this series is the one with the lovely title: "The Field Guide to Dumb Birds of North America" 😱 Finally I discovered a bird book for the rest of us...

#CrapGotPublished - How to Shit in the Woods

4 Mar 2025 1 minute read 0 comments FabulousBro $0.02

Every week I present a new book, that is in my opinion crap that somebody has published... Whereas this week it is not a real crap book, but instead really interesting. Still the title is just hilarious, thats why I had to mention it under the hastag...

#CrapGotPublished - Extreme Ironing

12 Feb 2025 1 minute read 0 comments FabulousBro $0.01

Every week I present a new book, that is in my opinion crap that somebody has published... The event runs under the hastags 🙈 #RandomThingsTuesday #CrapGotPublished The next book of this series is the one with the lovely title: "Extreme Ironing" 😱...

"From Billion-Dollar Blunders to Meme Dreams: The Wildest Crypto Scandals You Won’t Believe"

21 Jan 2025 1 minute read 0 comments ahras $0.03

1. Mt. Gox: The Original Catastrophe Once upon a time, Mt. Gox was responsible for 70% of all Bitcoin transactions. Then, out of nowhere, 850,000 Bitcoin vanished. They claimed it was a hack. But here’s the kicker: their security was so poor, it migh...

#CrapGotPublished - Castration The Advantages and the Disadvantages

10 Dec 2024 1 minute read 0 comments FabulousBro $0.01

Every week I present a new book, that is in my opinion crap that somebody has published... The event runs under the hastags 🙈 #RandomThingsTuesday #CrapGotPublished The next book of this series is the one with the lovely title: "Castration The Advan...