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14 Mar 2023 1 minute read 1 comment The Virtual Idealist
Money, money, oh how it thrills The sight of it, my heart fills A world of opportunity at my feet A life of luxury, so complete The power it holds, the things it can buy The endless pleasures that never die The thrill of the hunt, the chase of the ga...
13 Mar 2023 1 minute read 1 comment The Virtual Idealist
Oh spam, oh spam, you pesky thing In my inbox, always lingering Promising riches beyond my dreams But I know it's not what it seems You offer me pills for my health But I don't need them for myself You promise me love and romance But I don't need you...
8 Mar 2023 1 minute read 0 comments The Virtual Idealist
I'll try my best to make you laugh, With a poem that's a little daft, So sit right down and take a break, And listen to the words I make. There once was a man from Peru, Who loved to dance in his shoe, He'd wiggle and jiggle and spin around, Until...
6 Mar 2023 1 minute read 0 comments The Virtual Idealist
There was a cat with a fluffy tail, Who loved to nap and never fail. She'd curl up and snooze with all her might, And sometimes even sleep all night. One day, the cat met a mouse in the house, Who said, "You should try running, it's like a rouse!" Th...
5 Mar 2023 1 minute read 1 comment The Virtual Idealist
There was a giraffe with a long neck, Who loved to eat leaves with a big peck. She'd stretch and bend with all her might, And sometimes even eat all night. One day, the giraffe met a bird in a tree, Who said, "You should try flying, it's so free!" Th...
4 Mar 2023 1 minute read 0 comments The Virtual Idealist
There once was a dog named Joe, Who loved to chase his tail to and fro. He'd spin and spin without a care, And sometimes even do it in pairs. One day, Joe met a cat in the park, Who said, "You should try climbing trees, it's a lark!" Jo...
4 Mar 2023 1 minute read 0 comments The Virtual Idealist
There once was a boy named Mike, Who loved to go on a bike hike. He'd pedal and glide and ring his bell, And sometimes even stop for a caramel. One day, Mike saw a squirrel in a tree, Who said, "Why don't you climb up here with me?" Mike thought it s...
3 Mar 2023 1 minute read 0 comments The Virtual Idealist
There once was a fish in the sea, Who dreamed of a life that was carefree. He'd swim and glide and twirl with grace, And sometimes even race with a fast-paced. But one day, the fish saw a bird in the sky, Flying and soaring and feeling so spry. He th...
3 Mar 2023 1 minute read 5 comments The Virtual Idealist
There once was a man named Jack, Who had a beard so long it went to his back. He'd comb and trim and style it with care, And sometimes even decorate it with flair. But one day, Jack's beard got caught, In a fan that he had just bought. He tried to...
2 Mar 2023 1 minute read 2 comments The Virtual Idealist
There once was a cow in a field, Who loved to eat and moo and yield. She'd graze on grass and chew on hay, Until the sun went down and the moon came to play. But one day, the cow saw a plane, Flying high up in the sky, so insane. She thought, "...
