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The Cow with wings

2 Mar 2023 1 minute read 2 comments The Virtual Idealist

  There once was a cow in a field, Who loved to eat and moo and yield. She'd graze on grass and chew on hay, Until the sun went down and the moon came to play. But one day, the cow saw a plane, Flying high up in the sky, so insane. She thought, "...

Boo and his Shoe

2 Mar 2023 1 minute read 0 comments The Virtual Idealist

  There once was a dog named Boo, Who loved to play with his favorite shoe. He chewed and gnawed on it all day, Until it was nothing but scraps and fray. But one day, the shoe was gone, And Boo searched and searched until dawn. He sniffed and bar...

Froggy with Top Hat

2 Mar 2023 1 minute read 0 comments The Virtual Idealist

There once was a frog with a top hat, Who loved to play baseball and bat. He practiced every day and night, Until his swings were out of sight. One day he hopped onto the field, With his trusty bat and shield, He faced the pitcher with a grin, An...

The Wishing Tree

1 Mar 2023 4 minute read 1 comment The Virtual Idealist

In a small village in the heart of a dense forest lived a young girl named Luna. Luna was known for her quiet and introspective nature, often spending her days wandering through the woods, lost in thought. One day, as she was walking along a...

Bad Singing Cat

1 Mar 2023 1 minute read 0 comments The Virtual Idealist

  There was a cat, who loved to sing, But her voice was a terrible thing. She'd meow and she'd yowl, And her notes, they'd just howl, And her audience, they'd all take wing. This cat, she was a real show-off, And her singing, it just wouldn't go...

Pete the Penguin

1 Mar 2023 1 minute read 0 comments The Virtual Idealist

There once was a penguin named Pete, Who loved to dance to a funky beat. He'd shuffle his feet, And sway to the beat, And spin around, oh so sweet. This penguin, he had some slick moves, And his dancing, it always improved. He'd slide and he'd glide,...

What the papers say: Reviewing the Guardian comments to Crypto news

28 Feb 2023 4 minute read 3 comments dotMatrix

One way to test how close we are to mass public adoption is by trying to understand what the general population feel or think about something.  There is a saying which to quote badly, goes something like "if something is being widely spoken about, th...

When Paperwork Meets Heartwork: A Review of Hello Tomorrow! S1E4"

28 Feb 2023 2 minute read 0 comments Mr. Meditation

Hello tomorrow!-Season 1 Episode 4, “Forms, Appropriately Filled and Filed,” may not have been the most action-packed or thrilling episode of the series, but it still offered plenty of enjoyable moments and character development. One of the highlight...

Clumsy Cat

27 Feb 2023 1 minute read 2 comments The Virtual Idealist

There once was a cat, so very clumsy She stumbled and tripped, and oh so bumpy Her paws were like banana peels Slippery and slidey, with all the feels   She'd knock over vases, and spill the milk She couldn't catch mice, no matter the ilk She'd chase...

The Devouses Cat

17 Feb 2023 1 minute read 0 comments The Virtual Idealist

There once was a cat named Finn, Whose meows were quite the din. He'd yowl and cry, And the other cats would sigh, And say, "Finn, please, let us in!"   But Finn loved to be the center of attention, And he'd meow and meow without apprehension...