Crypto Whale Watching: Pull Out Those Harpoons (Metaphorically, Of Course) (Crypto Satire)
22 Jun 2025 4 minute read 0 comments Crypto Goblin
Every market has its legends. But in crypto?They don’t wear suits. They don’t ring bells.They move $14 million in stablecoins at 3:12 AM and leave behind nothing but a chart pattern and a faint scent of yuzu vape. Welcome to Crypto Whale Watching—whe...