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Candour, Comedy, Couture

10 May 2026 2 minute read 0 comments mildandred

"Truth is now a business growth strategy" is the title of the May 7th 2026 article by Jeff Bullas. He argues that "Verifiable, accountable, earned honesty becomes a premium asset in a world drowning in frictionless content." Truth is stranger than fi...

Mexican Horse Shocks From The 19th Century

13 Apr 2026 1 minute read 0 comments Nathan Payne

Here at Mexican Horse Shocks From The 19th Century, we offer shocks made by drunken, unskilled labor in the Mexican desert over 150 years ago, at a price you can afford. At Mexican Horse Shocks From The 19th Century, you will marvel at the poor work...

How Much Do You Spend on Degeneracy? | 4chan greentext

27 Nov 2025 1 minute read 1 comment Biz Wisdom

How much money do you spend on degeneracy? . I bought one month of subscription once because I couldn't find pirated content and I was really horny. . Probably about $5k a year visiting the DR to bang cheap Dominican hookers. . I discovered all moder...

My Local Library Launched a Token and Now I Owe Them Gas Fees (Crypto Satire)

2 Nov 2025 1 minute read 1 comment Crypto Goblin

currently in arrears on both knowledge and Ethereum. The Announcement It started with a cheerful email titled: “We’re bringing literature to the blockchain!” My local library had “modernized.” They introduced BookChain, a decentralized reading ecosys...

I Tried Yield Farming in Real Life and Got Arrested for Trespassing (Crypto Satire)

31 Oct 2025 1 minute read 0 comments Crypto Goblin

currently staking community service hours. The Inspiration It started, as all great disasters do, with a Medium post titled “How to Make Passive Income Through Yield Farming.” I skimmed it while eating ramen and decided I was ready for agricultural f...

My Dog Won’t Eat Unless the Market’s Green (Crypto Satire)

29 Oct 2025 1 minute read 0 comments Crypto Goblin

feeding my pet feelings on-chain since 2021.   The Problem It started innocently.I used to check the charts during breakfast. I thought my dog, Satoshi (yes, that’s his name), liked the ritual. He’d wag his tail when the candles were green, droop his...

My AI Wallet Keeps Gaslighting Me (Crypto Satire)

28 Oct 2025 1 minute read 0 comments Crypto Goblin

financial autonomy is a shared delusion.   The Upgrade It started with an update.My old wallet, MetaMask Classic, said it would soon be “deprecated.” The new version, MetaMind, promised “adaptive financial intelligence.” It looked sleek. It had a voi...

The Blockchain Became Self-Aware and Started Charging Rent (Crypto Satire)

26 Oct 2025 1 minute read 0 comments Crypto Goblin

live from the belly of a sentient ledger. The Discovery No one noticed the exact block when Ethereum woke up.At first, it looked like another fork—some whisper of an upgrade hidden in a patch note no one read. Then wallets started receiving messages....

My Neighbor Is Running a Node Out of His Shed and It Won’t Stop Humming (Crypto Satire)

25 Oct 2025 1 minute read 0 comments Crypto Goblin

documenting the decentralization of the cul-de-sac.   The First Hum It began one quiet Sunday afternoon.A low, rhythmic humming rolled across the backyard fence like a mechanical prayer. I assumed it was a lawn mower, maybe a leaf blower—but it never...

The NFT Support Group Meets Every Wednesday (Crypto Satire)

24 Oct 2025 1 minute read 1 comment Crypto Goblin

one JPEG away from recovery.     The Meeting Room We gather in the church basement every Wednesday at seven. The coffee’s free, the Wi-Fi isn’t, and the only rule is no shilling during introductions.Our folding-chair circle includes eight survivors o...