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Well-Behaved Monsters: chapter 6

15 Aug 2025 15 minute read 0 comments jasonmcgathey

“IT DOES MATTER!” Pete Ravage screams, in this brightly lit aisle, near the front of the department store. Passing shoppers pause with their carts, shoot querulous glances our way. Dylan and I exchange similar looks ourselves, wondering just how...

Well-Behaved Monsters: chapter 5

14 Aug 2025 11 minute read 0 comments jasonmcgathey

If Aaron is the slightly older, composed and well put together friend, then Robby is the crass inversion of those attributes. Slightly older than us as well, and even usually dressing snazzily when out on the town, but his behavior lies at the u...

Well-Behaved Monsters: chapter 4

13 Aug 2025 18 minute read 0 comments jasonmcgathey

Eventually, blessedly, Joe talks Angel into pouting instead at that corner table with Dylan, Pete, and Phil. When they leave, Aaron and I move a few steps closer to the dance floor railing, a seemingly prime spot right by the gap in said railing...

Well-Behaved Monsters: chapter 2

10 Aug 2025 13 minute read 0 comments jasonmcgathey

Upon our return, we can see that about half of Dylan’s lame older coworkers — older only in the sense that they are in their late 30s to middle 40s — have left. The rest have ventured across the aisle for seats at the bar, presumably as an act o...

Well-Behaved Monsters: chapter 1

9 Aug 2025 16 minute read 0 comments jasonmcgathey

Smacking unknown chicks on the ass is maybe not as common as it once was. But herein lies the dilemma for those of us trudging through this current nightlife hinterland, a route which is largely improvisational. The public and especially on...

Global Economy: A SITCOM without a permanent writer

21 Jul 2025 2 minute read 0 comments Kenzoo

Have you ever felt your life is uncertain? Congrat's! You have officially become part of a global economic system that economists have also left to explain. In a "connected" world, the global economy is like an extended family WhatsApp group: some ne...

Crypto Whale Watching: Pull Out Those Harpoons (Metaphorically, Of Course) (Crypto Satire)

22 Jun 2025 4 minute read 0 comments Crypto Goblin

Every market has its legends. But in crypto?They don’t wear suits. They don’t ring bells.They move $14 million in stablecoins at 3:12 AM and leave behind nothing but a chart pattern and a faint scent of yuzu vape. Welcome to Crypto Whale Watching—whe...

Mothman Airdropped Me Arbitrum—and Now My Lights Won’t Turn Off (Crypto Satire)

19 Jun 2025 3 minute read 0 comments Crypto Goblin

It started with a flutter.Then a flicker.Then 37 Arbitrum tokens in my wallet and the growing suspicion that my ceiling fan was watching me. This isn’t a metaphor.This is what happens when Mothman gets into crypto. The Drop It was 2:00 AM and I was...

I Sent the Hat Man RVNcoin and I Wasn’t Even on Benadryl (Crypto Satire)

17 Jun 2025 3 minute read 0 comments Crypto Goblin

People say the Hat Man only appears during sleep paralysis, delirium, or two boxes of expired Benadryl and a dream about the Federal Reserve. I say:He’s my miner now. This isn’t a hallucination.This is proof-of-shadow. Who Is the Hat Man? He’s tall....

The Meme Coin Wilds: A Survival Guide to the Cryptozoological Jungle (Crypto Satire)

15 Jun 2025 3 minute read 0 comments Crypto Goblin

Welcome to the meme coin wilds.No roadmap. No rules. Just vibes and fangs. Out here, it’s coin versus coin.Frogs scream at dogs.Monkeys swing into zero.Cats promise utility. They lie. You didn’t stumble into a market. You wandered into a digital ecos...