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24 Oct 2025 6 minute read 0 comments jasonmcgathey
Shaun excuses herself to pass out in one of the two bedrooms. Meanwhile Bob and Kristen continue pawing at each other on the couch. Theoretically one bed remains open, though it’s awfully difficult to imagine anything happening on this front, partic...
23 Oct 2025 1 minute read 4 comments Crypto Goblin
financial advice from a creature that eats lint. The Accident It started at 3:14 a.m., when my cat, Whiskerstein, stepped on my keyboard.I woke up to the sound of MetaMask confirming a transaction and a faint meow of approval. My computer screen show...
21 Oct 2025 1 minute read 1 comment Crypto Goblin
one man’s eternal contract, now slightly discounted. The Minting Process It started as a joke. I was on my fifth energy drink, staring at a blank screen, when I thought: What if I tokenize my soul?So I did. I uploaded a single JPEG — a minimalist dra...
19 Oct 2025 2 minute read 0 comments Crypto Goblin
The Invitation It started, as all modern spiritual journeys do, with a Telegram message at 3:33 a.m.: “GM brother. You look like someone who’s ready to transcend entry liquidity.” They called themselves The Order of Eternal Pump — a secret trading co...
17 Oct 2025 1 minute read 1 comment Crypto Goblin
domestic DeFi, at refrigerator temperature. I. Discovery It started when my milk went missing. Then my fridge light began blinking in binary. When I opened the freezer, it whispered, “wagmi.”At first I thought I’d finally burned out on yield farming...
17 Oct 2025 1 minute read 0 comments Crypto Goblin
filed from somewhere in the blockchain woods The Expedition Begins It started with a Telegram DM that said, “Yo, brother, we’re tokenizing cryptids.”Naturally, I packed a GoPro, a ledger wallet, and a can of bug spray that expired during the ICO boo...
30 Sep 2025 12 minute read 0 comments jasonmcgathey
It’s amazing how a single comment can turn a night on its head, although that is by and large what happens here. Or at least, it’s an internally combustive turn, setting my mental gears in motion, although outwardly not that obvious. Shoniqua la...
28 Sep 2025 11 minute read 0 comments jasonmcgathey
“Damn, dude, it looks like you’ve lost a bunch of weight,” Dylan observes, in the kitchen one evening, as I shuffle inside and flop into a chair. “What’s your secret?” “Mmm…let’s call it the Ramen And Overtime Diet,” I improvise with a laugh....
19 Sep 2025 4 minute read 0 comments jasonmcgathey
On the surface this rekindled relationship with Helena is progressing far better. During the next great big holiday weekend, this one wrapped around the fourth of July, as all my closest friends have uniformly ventured back home, she and I hatch thi...
14 Sep 2025 16 minute read 0 comments jasonmcgathey
Regardless where you are, something important is always happening. It’s just that you cannot possibly always know — indeed, will usually have extremely misguided notions concerning — where to properly allocate your attention. Attempts at assigning i...
