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A Circus Dog

14 Apr 2023 4 minute read 0 comments The Virtual Idealist

Once upon a time, there was a guy named Jake who had a dog named Max. Max was a cute little dog with a wagging tail and a penchant for running away from home. It seemed like every time Jake turned his back, Max would be gone, off on some gran...

Splatter cartoons

1 Apr 2023 1 minute read 0 comments ouija85

2 fairly recent American cartoons that I would like to recommend to horror/splatter lovers. Ugly Americans (2010–2012) created by Devin Clark. Set in a city populated by humans and monsters of all kinds, we follow the story of Mark Lilly, a social wo...

PATRIOTIC DISSENT: The Emperor's New Fashion Show

23 Mar 2023 1 minute read 0 comments lanniebrockstein

By Lannie BrocksteinMarch 23rd, 2023 AS MANY OF YOU HAVE NOTICED during the past few years, the emperor has new clothes and thus that clear is the new black! Now, you too can wear the latest in invisible fashions! Clear Jackets The newest trend in ja...

The Dog and the Bird

21 Mar 2023 1 minute read 0 comments The Virtual Idealist

  A dog chases birds with boundless glee His heart filled with joy and ecstasy With wagging tail and barks of glee He leaps and bounds with energy The birds take flight with graceful ease Their wings a blur in the cool breeze   Their song a melody of...

Mondays Oh Mondays

20 Mar 2023 1 minute read 0 comments The Virtual Idealist

Mondays, oh Mondays, how you vex my soul With each passing hour, you take a heavy toll Your presence lingers, like a dark, foreboding cloud And I can't help but wish, you weren't so damn loud   You bring with you, a week of endless tasks A mountain o...

Tired Sundays

19 Mar 2023 1 minute read 0 comments The Virtual Idealist

On tired Sunday mornings, the world seems to slow, a languid stillness lingers as the day begins to unfold. The sun lazily rises in a hazy golden glow, casting gentle shadows on the quiet streets below. The birds chirp softly in the trees outside my...

The Trip

19 Mar 2023 1 minute read 2 comments The Virtual Idealist

Oh, the power of trippy acid, It'll take your mind to space and beyond, You'll see colors that don't exist, And hear music that's not in any song. The world will twist and turn, And morph into something new, You'll laugh until you cry, And see things...

A Cheesy Crypto Poem ;}

18 Mar 2023 1 minute read 0 comments The Virtual Idealist

Crypto, crypto, what a thrill It's like a rollercoaster, but with dollar bills We buy and sell, we hodl and wait For the market to go up, to skyrocket and inflate One minute we're high, on top of the world The next, we're low, our wallets unfurled Bu...

The Snow Just Laughed at Him

17 Mar 2023 1 minute read 2 comments The Virtual Idealist

There once was a man with a shovel, Who thought he could win against trouble. He shoveled the snow with all of his might, But the next day, it was an even bigger sight. He woke up at dawn and started to clear, But the snowflakes kept falling without...

Virtual Worlds

15 Mar 2023 1 minute read 1 comment The Virtual Idealist

  In virtual worlds, I find my thrill Where I can conquer, achieve, and kill With just a keyboard and a mouse I become the hero of my own house My fingers dance across the keys As I embark on epic quests and journeys I navigate through mazes and laby...