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Watch How Far You Go

17 Feb 2023 1 minute read 0 comments The Virtual Idealist

There once was a man named Fred, Who loved to put mustard on his bread. He'd pile it up high, And let out a big sigh, As he savored the taste with his head.   But one day he went a bit far, And he added a whole jar. He took a big bite, And felt such...

Sue The Panda

17 Feb 2023 1 minute read 0 comments The Virtual Idealist

There once was a panda named Sue, Who loved to dance and sing too. She would tap her feet To a jungle beat, And the other pandas didn't know what to do!   They'd never seen such moves before, And Sue would make them beg for more. She'd twirl and spin...

The Dog that Loved to Move

16 Feb 2023 1 minute read 0 comments The Virtual Idealist

There once was a dog, so big, Who loved to dance, and do a jig. He'd wag his tail, And never fail, To show off, with a twirl and a dig.   This dog, he loved to move and groove, And his rhythm, was just so smooth. He'd shake and he'd shimmy, And then...

A Snail Oh So Slow

16 Feb 2023 1 minute read 0 comments The Virtual Idealist

There once was a snail, so slow, Who loved to travel, don't you know. He'd slide and he'd glide, And take it all in stride, And never once, did he let it show. This snail, he was quite the adventurer, And his journeys, were always a grander lure. He'...

Little Bird

15 Feb 2023 1 minute read 1 comment The Virtual Idealist

There once was a bird, so small, Who loved to sing, above all. She'd tweet and she'd chirp, And never once, did she burp, A melody, so sweet, it'd enthrall.   This bird, she loved to sing in the park, And people would stop, and hark. They'd listen wi...

hop Froggy hop

15 Feb 2023 1 minute read 2 comments The Virtual Idealist

There once was a frog, so green, \Who loved to dance, oh so keen. He'd hop and he'd skip, And let out a big rip, That shook the leaves, in the trees so serene.   This frog, he was quite a sight, With his moves, oh so light. He'd spin and he'd twirl,...

Fred the Dog

15 Feb 2023 1 minute read 1 comment The Virtual Idealist

There once was a dog named Fred, Whose bark was louder than the sled. He'd howl at the moon, And sing a big tune, That echoed, and echoed, in the shed.   This dog, he loved to play fetch, And would chase after sticks, without any sketch. He'd wag his...

A Love to Sniff

14 Feb 2023 1 minute read 0 comments The Virtual Idealist

  There once was a man with a nose, So big and long, it just wouldn't close. He'd bump into things, And the birds would take wings, But he didn't mind, no one knows.   This man, he loved to smell the flowers, And the fragrances of the rain for hours....

The Ukulele Playing Cow

14 Feb 2023 1 minute read 0 comments The Virtual Idealist

There once was a cow, so absurd, Who loved to play the ukulele, word! She'd strum on her strings, And sing, "Moo-sic brings," The joy of life, and it's preferred!   This cow, she was quite the sensation, With her music and her imagination. She'd play...

What in the Cat

14 Feb 2023 1 minute read 1 comment The Virtual Idealist

There once was a cat with a hat, Who sat on a mat, just like that. He'd tip his hat high, As he watched the sky, And purr a tune, just like a brass band's rat-a-tat.   This cat, he had quite a routine, He'd nap in the sun and eat sardines. But when h...