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Mondays Oh Mondays

20 Mar 2023 1 minute read 0 comments The Virtual Idealist

Mondays, oh Mondays, how you vex my soul With each passing hour, you take a heavy toll Your presence lingers, like a dark, foreboding cloud And I can't help but wish, you weren't so damn loud   You bring with you, a week of endless tasks A mountain o...

Tired Sundays

19 Mar 2023 1 minute read 0 comments The Virtual Idealist

On tired Sunday mornings, the world seems to slow, a languid stillness lingers as the day begins to unfold. The sun lazily rises in a hazy golden glow, casting gentle shadows on the quiet streets below. The birds chirp softly in the trees outside my...

The Trip

19 Mar 2023 1 minute read 2 comments The Virtual Idealist

Oh, the power of trippy acid, It'll take your mind to space and beyond, You'll see colors that don't exist, And hear music that's not in any song. The world will twist and turn, And morph into something new, You'll laugh until you cry, And see things...

A Cheesy Crypto Poem ;}

18 Mar 2023 1 minute read 0 comments The Virtual Idealist

Crypto, crypto, what a thrill It's like a rollercoaster, but with dollar bills We buy and sell, we hodl and wait For the market to go up, to skyrocket and inflate One minute we're high, on top of the world The next, we're low, our wallets unfurled Bu...

The Snow Just Laughed at Him

17 Mar 2023 1 minute read 2 comments The Virtual Idealist

There once was a man with a shovel, Who thought he could win against trouble. He shoveled the snow with all of his might, But the next day, it was an even bigger sight. He woke up at dawn and started to clear, But the snowflakes kept falling without...

Virtual Worlds

15 Mar 2023 1 minute read 1 comment The Virtual Idealist

  In virtual worlds, I find my thrill Where I can conquer, achieve, and kill With just a keyboard and a mouse I become the hero of my own house My fingers dance across the keys As I embark on epic quests and journeys I navigate through mazes and laby...

Markets

14 Mar 2023 1 minute read 2 comments The Virtual Idealist

  Timing the markets, a risky game we play, Watching the ups and downs day by day, The stress it brings, oh how it weighs, On our minds and hearts in countless ways. We study charts and read the news, Trying to predict the market's moves, But sometim...

Money

14 Mar 2023 1 minute read 1 comment The Virtual Idealist

Money, money, oh how it thrills The sight of it, my heart fills A world of opportunity at my feet A life of luxury, so complete The power it holds, the things it can buy The endless pleasures that never die The thrill of the hunt, the chase of the ga...

OH Spam

13 Mar 2023 1 minute read 1 comment The Virtual Idealist

Oh spam, oh spam, you pesky thing In my inbox, always lingering Promising riches beyond my dreams But I know it's not what it seems You offer me pills for my health But I don't need them for myself You promise me love and romance But I don't need you...

Ill try to make you laugh

8 Mar 2023 1 minute read 0 comments The Virtual Idealist

I'll try my best to make you laugh, With a poem that's a little daft, So sit right down and take a break, And listen to the words I make.   There once was a man from Peru, Who loved to dance in his shoe, He'd wiggle and jiggle and spin around, Until...