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Hat on the Back

13 Feb 2023 1 minute read 0 comments The Virtual Idealist

There once was a man with a knack, For wearing a hat on his back. He walked with a strut, With hat high and up, And never once did he look back.   He'd go to the store, to buy cheese, And to everyone, he'd loudly say "Please!" He'd point to his hat,...

Full of Magic and Weird

11 Feb 2023 1 minute read 0 comments The Virtual Idealist

There once was a man with a big, bushy beard, A wizard, they said, full of magic and weird. He walked down the street with a nod and a bow, And people would gawk, and whisper, "Look at that fellow now!"   The man, he just laughed, and said with a gri...

Mr. Longnose

11 Feb 2023 1 minute read 0 comments The Virtual Idealist

There once was a man with a nose so long It reached from his face to the floor He used it to smell all the flowers and trees And to measure the height of doors One day he met a beautiful lass Whose nose was as long as his own They looked at each othe...

The Duck

10 Feb 2023 1 minute read 0 comments The Virtual Idealist

Here's a silly little rhyme, About a creature quite divine, It waddles, quacks, and swims with ease, The duck, oh what a funny beast!   It waddles down the street so proud, With feathers shiny, sleek, and loud, It quacks and quacks, and flaps its win...

With love, laughter and Piece of Mind

10 Feb 2023 1 minute read 0 comments The Virtual Idealist

Beneath the sky so blue and bright, Where clouds float on their flight, There's a world full of wonder and delight, A place where dreams take flight.   The wind whispers secrets to the trees, The flowers sway with the gentle breeze, Birds sing a melo...

The Man from Peru and his Peculiar Shoe

10 Feb 2023 1 minute read 0 comments The Virtual Idealist

Here's a silly little ditty, Sure to make you feel quite giddy, With a smile on your face, You'll forget your worries and chase, All the troubles away, so quick see!   There once was a man from Peru, Who had a peculiar shoe, It was tall and quite gra...

Folly the King

10 Feb 2023 1 minute read 0 comments The Virtual Idealist

Once upon a time, in a far-off kingdom, there lived a king named King Folly. King Folly was known throughout the land for his silly antics and his love of all things absurd. One day, King Folly decided that he wanted to throw the most ridiculous part...

Good Morining

9 Feb 2023 1 minute read 0 comments The Virtual Idealist

Good morning sunshine, the birds they sing and play Waking up the world in a cheerful way The morning dew sparkles, like diamonds in the grass A new day is born, it's time to let it pass   Let's put on a silly hat, wear it with a grin And jump out of...

Lazy old Buddy

7 Feb 2023 2 minute read 0 comments The Virtual Idealist

There was a lazy old dog named Buddy who lived in a cozy house with his loving owners. Buddy was a big, fluffy dog with a round belly and a wagging tail, but he had one big problem - he was incredibly lazy. Every day, his owners would try to...

Man From Peru

6 Feb 2023 1 minute read 0 comments The Virtual Idealist

Man From Peru   There once was a man from Peru, Whose nose was so long it grew, Into his soup plate, It was quite first-rate, As a ladle, it really would do.   He tried to play the trumpet, But his nose got in the way, It caused such a rumpus, He had...