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Bad Singing Cat

1 Mar 2023 1 minute read 0 comments The Virtual Idealist

  There was a cat, who loved to sing, But her voice was a terrible thing. She'd meow and she'd yowl, And her notes, they'd just howl, And her audience, they'd all take wing. This cat, she was a real show-off, And her singing, it just wouldn't go...

Pete the Penguin

1 Mar 2023 1 minute read 0 comments The Virtual Idealist

There once was a penguin named Pete, Who loved to dance to a funky beat. He'd shuffle his feet, And sway to the beat, And spin around, oh so sweet. This penguin, he had some slick moves, And his dancing, it always improved. He'd slide and he'd glide,...

What the papers say: Reviewing the Guardian comments to Crypto news

28 Feb 2023 4 minute read 3 comments dotMatrix

One way to test how close we are to mass public adoption is by trying to understand what the general population feel or think about something.  There is a saying which to quote badly, goes something like "if something is being widely spoken about, th...

When Paperwork Meets Heartwork: A Review of Hello Tomorrow! S1E4"

28 Feb 2023 2 minute read 0 comments Mr. Meditation

Hello tomorrow!-Season 1 Episode 4, “Forms, Appropriately Filled and Filed,” may not have been the most action-packed or thrilling episode of the series, but it still offered plenty of enjoyable moments and character development. One of the highlight...

Clumsy Cat

27 Feb 2023 1 minute read 2 comments The Virtual Idealist

There once was a cat, so very clumsy She stumbled and tripped, and oh so bumpy Her paws were like banana peels Slippery and slidey, with all the feels   She'd knock over vases, and spill the milk She couldn't catch mice, no matter the ilk She'd chase...

The Devouses Cat

17 Feb 2023 1 minute read 0 comments The Virtual Idealist

There once was a cat named Finn, Whose meows were quite the din. He'd yowl and cry, And the other cats would sigh, And say, "Finn, please, let us in!"   But Finn loved to be the center of attention, And he'd meow and meow without apprehension...

Watch How Far You Go

17 Feb 2023 1 minute read 0 comments The Virtual Idealist

There once was a man named Fred, Who loved to put mustard on his bread. He'd pile it up high, And let out a big sigh, As he savored the taste with his head.   But one day he went a bit far, And he added a whole jar. He took a big bite, And felt such...

Sue The Panda

17 Feb 2023 1 minute read 0 comments The Virtual Idealist

There once was a panda named Sue, Who loved to dance and sing too. She would tap her feet To a jungle beat, And the other pandas didn't know what to do!   They'd never seen such moves before, And Sue would make them beg for more. She'd twirl and spin...

The Dog that Loved to Move

16 Feb 2023 1 minute read 0 comments The Virtual Idealist

There once was a dog, so big, Who loved to dance, and do a jig. He'd wag his tail, And never fail, To show off, with a twirl and a dig.   This dog, he loved to move and groove, And his rhythm, was just so smooth. He'd shake and he'd shimmy, And then...

A Snail Oh So Slow

16 Feb 2023 1 minute read 0 comments The Virtual Idealist

There once was a snail, so slow, Who loved to travel, don't you know. He'd slide and he'd glide, And take it all in stride, And never once, did he let it show. This snail, he was quite the adventurer, And his journeys, were always a grander lure. He'...