"Schiesse; I cannot get sie farkin' trees! I will kill everyone in the world!"
 — Adolf Hitler (a mass-murdering Nazi shithead and vegetarian painter) on failing to create a painting of trees, according to British actor and stand-up comedian Eddie Izzard

Translated to German, that becomes the following:

"Scheisse; Ich kann die verdammten Bäume nicht bekommen! Ich werde jeden auf der Welt töten!"

Having nothing better to do on a Saturday since the Kennels were quiet (only twenty dogs, out of a potential one hundred and eighty) before the upcoming public holiday and long weekend, I decided to use that spare time to get AI to generate some mock paintings (instead of doing something constructive, like learning German, of course). Here's what I got:

Of all of them, this one is my personal favourite (followed by the flaming tree), since I think it's the most accurate representation of the given description.

Ah, poor Charlie Chaplin, forever to be conflated with Adolf Hitler since starring in The Great Dictator (which I strongly suggest is a great film worth watching) ...

I hope you enjoyed this bit of Surrealist weirdness on your weekend. I certainly had fun with it.

Image of Pomeranian pooches, generated by NeuralBlender

In other news, there are two pure white and super fluffy Pomeranian dogs up for adoption at the kennels. They've been there a while and I've got to know them, since they're super friendly. If only I had my own place with space for them and steady employment, I'd make an offer for them, because they are adorable. So much floof, though, so much, like massive pompoms with faces on short stubby legs!