Crypto news with a punchline.
28 Mar 2021 1 minute read 0 comments Dahveed
The U.S. Commodity Futures Trading Commission issued a statement demanding that a British thief pay a fine of $571M for defrauding 170 U.S. citizens in a crypto scheme. And if he doesn’t pay, they shall taunt him a second time. ***** An NFT of an ad...
27 Mar 2021 1 minute read 0 comments Dahveed
SushiSwap is releasing Kashi — a platform for lending and leverage similar to Comp and Aave. If it’s anything like the Kashi cereal, the platform will have good yield but taste disgusting. ***** Sophia the Robot created and sold over $1M in NFT ar...
27 Mar 2021 1 minute read 0 comments Dahveed
Blockchain analytics firm used by the IRS to find people’s crypto wallets, Chainalysis, just hit a $2B valuation. Though a recent IRS search showed the company’s value at -$6k and listed as a home office deduction. ***** The 2nd largest art museum...
25 Mar 2021 1 minute read 0 comments Dahveed
Per a reddit post, a man’s wife packed and went to live with her sister when she caught him loading up on more Bitcoin during the recent dip. Oh, so a diamond on the finger is love everlasting but diamond hands are a cause for divorce? ***** John M...
24 Mar 2021 1 minute read 0 comments Dahveed
Well, it happened. Now you can buy a Tesla with Bitcoin. Teslas will also now come standard with DOGE mining rigs — all part of Elon’s secret mission to get DOGE to flip BTC. ***** Mark Cuban and Joe Lubin have invested in Nifty — an NFT-centric so...
23 Mar 2021 1 minute read 0 comments Dahveed
Jack Dorsey’s NFT of his first tweet was sold for 1630.6ETH ($2.9M at the time) to the CEO of Bridge Oracle, Sina Estavi, with Dorsey donating the proceeds to charity. Justin Sun’s bid came in second. Not to be deterred, Sun will seek out Tom from My...
22 Mar 2021 1 minute read 1 comment Dahveed
According to Chinese officials, the digital yuan will have the best privacy protection, meaning that access to your data will be limited to only the closest family members of every Chinese official. ***** A bitcoin mining company is planning to go...
21 Mar 2021 1 minute read 0 comments Dahveed
Well, it happened: Charmin created a toilet paper roll NFT. Now when the next pandemic hits, we can panic buy virtual toilet paper too — all the same idiocy, less overhead. ***** After settling with CTFC for $6.5M, Coinbase is delaying going public....
20 Mar 2021 1 minute read 0 comments Dahveed
MLB’s Oakland Athletics will be accepting Bitcoin for its VIP suites. The club’s president actually said: "The price of a season suite may fluctuate depending on when it’s purchased, which adds to the excitement.” Indeed, checking Bitcoin price may b...
19 Mar 2021 1 minute read 0 comments Dahveed
Manchester City football club, fresh off the appeal to a 2-year tournament ban for violating financial fair play has just created a fan crypto token on the Socios.com platform using the Chiliz blockchain in order to give every fan a chance to partici...
