Manchester City football club, fresh off the appeal to a 2-year tournament ban for violating financial fair play has just created a fan crypto token on the Socios.com platform using the Chiliz blockchain in order to give every fan a chance to participate in its shady financial dealings.
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Robinhood is ramping up its crypto business because, to quote the CEO: “With crypto, we can blame any shutdown on a high gas fee bottleneck.”
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Ripple (XRP) hired Uber’s Southeast Asia exec to lead its Southeast Asia expansion because Ripple looked at Uber’s failure and exit from that market (selling everything to rival, Grab) and thought: “Yes, YES, that’s the kinda failure we aspire to!”
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The community behind grumpy cat meme coin, GRUMPY, has donated $70,000 to an animal shelter. In a similar move, the DOGE community has donated a million DOGE (about $20) to an elementary school basic sentence structure learning program.
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Flow’s market cap tops $40B as somebody is selling NFT tulips based on the flow blockchain. While the irony escapes no one, we decided to make it rhyme:
Roses are red.
Violates are blue.
NFTs are the new tulip mania, are you seriously buying any shit that cryptotwitter is shilling?
Oh, 35ETH… Thank you!
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Would you buy an NFT tulip? What about an NFT fern?
