Taunting the Brits.

March 28th: Is Microsoft tracking us via blockchain? Cardano a top NFT platform?

By Dahveed | Noncense | 28 Mar 2021


The U.S. Commodity Futures Trading Commission issued a statement demanding that a British thief pay a fine of $571M for defrauding 170 U.S. citizens in a crypto scheme. And if he doesn’t pay, they shall taunt him a second time.

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An NFT of an ad for Uniswap sold for $525k so that the artist could finally afford a few pairs of unisocks

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The SEC warned that Ripple (XRP) inventors could cause an “avalanche of claims and confusion.” The joke’s on you, SEC, ‘cause “claims and confusion” is the very tagline of XRP marketing.

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Charles Hoskinson presented a plan to make Cardano (ADA) a top NFT platform, saying “Anything to distract them from another year of not delivering on implementing smart contracts.”

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Microsoft is rolling out a platform to verify identity using the bitcoin blockchain. Because implanting 5G chips via COVID vaccines is not quite cutting it.

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